pork, cheese, broccoli rabe

hey look at that it’s kosher

this photo was taken yesterday btw

What’s the best logo in Phillies history? I had fun ranking them all: open.substack.com/pub/broadstr...

(trains a model based on the output of the first generation of humans to have generalized anxiety across an entire population) oh no the computer has anxiety

lightning at 9:30am? probably fine.

👀

Unfortunately, “Yo brother, legal team confirmed we can’t work with minors rn” is an instant classic

lol, lmao

Elected Democrat Thrilled He Doesn't Have To Do Anything

I’m always talking about the places I go to buy packaged food. love me some packaged food.

I worked in restaurants for 10 years and knew a dozen charismatic dirtbag bartenders with severe personality issues and the state of Maine is acting like this guy is a unicorn

wow somebody woke up on the wrong side of the trash heap

bro I’m high as shit and none of this makes sense what was this guy on

if abraham is generally accepted to be the “founding father” of judaism and isaac was his son, then wouldn’t descendants of isaac also be descendants of abraham and therefore the descendants of jews?

qq-who was isaac a descendant of?

"you can't just make up quotes to reply to" you'd be surprised

you guys barely had him for half a season! ranger signed with the phils as a 16yo

you can’t keep doing this to me

shout out to ok go for inspiring two of these

I love a novelty rap song

or, again, the fact that all three of these religions worship the god of abraham aka the “western” god

everybody is pointing out the antisemitism and just glossing over the fact that this was intended to be an overtly islamophobic statement

v fun to be in a boeing plane bumping along through the clouds watching a wtyp episode about how b-52s would randomly have their tails fly off in flight

looking out the window on final approach and not being able to see the wing tip wasn’t a great feeling

not an exaggeration btw we didn’t break cloud cover until we were VERY low

it’s always his fault

this is @badposter.lol’s fault

the old dude in the row in front of the kid might have unlocked the new meta btw: some of those new-fangled headphones that work by vibrating the bones in your ear *with* ear plugs

every 10 likes, I will make the score bug bigger

WELL????