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You know the one. Or maybe you don't? IDC, not my problem. https://erikbryan.bandcamp.com/album/surface-of-attack

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07.03.2026 05:23 πŸ‘ 804 πŸ” 142 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 4

Say what you will about FC, but in terms of basic media literacy it’s working at a bright toddler’s comprehension level, and yet

07.03.2026 06:43 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Fight Club: Hi there, the audience! This is the scene in the film you’re watching (Fight Club) in which the characters explicitly tell youβ€”the audienceβ€”why Tyler Durden appears so cool and hot and clever.

This genius:

07.03.2026 06:40 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œOur building is collapsing! Quick, find us an architect who designed another building that collapsed!”

07.03.2026 06:15 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Seems to me like there’s only one way to reconcile the apparent disconnect. (The pee tape is real.)

07.03.2026 06:11 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

He looks different without the mask

07.03.2026 06:08 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

May every suburban F-350 owner get the gas mileage they deserve.

07.03.2026 02:11 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If anything, a bunch of chuds stanning Walter White proves how masterfully written the show is.

07.03.2026 05:18 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Skill issue

07.03.2026 05:03 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It doesn’t even make sense because reactionaries and fascists aren’t post- anything, they’re trying to pull BACK from liberalism. You could make the case that β€œpost-liberal” could be an appropriate if stupid way to refer to Marxists, but not the far right

07.03.2026 00:35 πŸ‘ 26 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Disability accommodations are a rare thing that actually trickles down. You like curb cutouts? Auto-opening doors? Jar openers? Ramps? Hand rails? YOU’RE WELCOME

Even as an abled person you use disability accommodations every single day.

Supporting accommodations actually helps everyone.

07.03.2026 00:13 πŸ‘ 1212 πŸ” 385 πŸ’¬ 19 πŸ“Œ 14

The thing about all these freak AI execs constantly going "our machine may have gained sentience?!" is that they want slaves. That they are ok with slave labor.

And *then* it always, always turns out their latest AI trick actually used slave labor somewhere in the global south.

They're slavers.

06.03.2026 17:05 πŸ‘ 1288 πŸ” 426 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 15
05.03.2026 22:10 πŸ‘ 378 πŸ” 40 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 0
The Last of the Mohicans - Ultimate Soundtrack Suite | Trevor Jones & Randy Edelman
The Last of the Mohicans - Ultimate Soundtrack Suite | Trevor Jones & Randy Edelman YouTube video by SuiteSound Music

It's been in my head all day since you posted this yesterday lol. It goes SO HARD www.youtube.com/watch?v=wxk7...

06.03.2026 18:48 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

I played the RE2 remake last year, and it's so good. Really reminded me what a great game it was the first time around. I grant you the more realistic gore is more off-putting though.

06.03.2026 17:47 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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06.03.2026 07:51 πŸ‘ 1014 πŸ” 255 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 9
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As far as concessions go, β€œthe people for whom I am advocating are objectively unable to do the jobs I want them to have, and also have a nasty history of disqualifying themselves with their own rank bigotry” is an incredible thing to have to write

06.03.2026 15:07 πŸ‘ 185 πŸ” 33 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s been oddly surreal to hear the news framing the news around regime change in Iran and Cuba as the culmination of decades of shared agreement when Obama did significantly change US policy towards both in pretty recent memory.

06.03.2026 14:55 πŸ‘ 656 πŸ” 115 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 8

This is why so many biopics never sit right with me. You either get character assassination or hagiography, both unfair to the subjects and viewers. Even the smartest people tend to give more credit, subconsciously, to what they've seen in a film than in any other source.

06.03.2026 15:43 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Even if it takes years, we have to bring EVERYONE who made this happen to justice. No moving on, no letting this go.

Revenge is good enough motivation for me personally, but the nobler and important reason is to ensure that anyone who thinks of doing this again knows they’ll rot in prison for it.

06.03.2026 15:09 πŸ‘ 2226 πŸ” 607 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 15
My neighbor told me Shaheds keep eating his tankers so I asked how many tankers he has and he said he just goes to the shelter and gets a.new tanker afterwards so I said it sounds like he’s just feeding oil tankers to Shaheds and then his daughter started crying.

My neighbor told me Shaheds keep eating his tankers so I asked how many tankers he has and he said he just goes to the shelter and gets a.new tanker afterwards so I said it sounds like he’s just feeding oil tankers to Shaheds and then his daughter started crying.

06.03.2026 15:28 πŸ‘ 31 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Both the anti-vaxxers and the "wellness" industry are easier to navigate, and provide simple (if wrong) solutions. It's not hard to see why so many people choose this path!

06.03.2026 15:29 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

A HUGE problem too is all the friction in doing the "right" thing and listening to actual experts. Dealing with our dystopian, for-profit health care systemβ€”while usually correct on the facts re: medical careβ€”is a labyrinthine labor that will both drive you mad and clean out your bank account.

06.03.2026 15:26 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

dont hate the player
hate the game
and the player
and the rules
and stadium with all of its gaudy advertisement
and the tv network the game is on for selling out to tyrants
and the fans holy shit hate the fucking fans

06.03.2026 13:11 πŸ‘ 46 πŸ” 17 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1

Falstaff had a few words to say about that:

06.03.2026 13:05 πŸ‘ 74 πŸ” 15 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

might be this! bsky.app/profile/gary...

04.03.2026 22:55 πŸ‘ 69 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

A lot of institutions and companies need to be printing out this post and pinning it up in their executive suites for future reference.

06.03.2026 13:20 πŸ‘ 65 πŸ” 12 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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It is unfortunate that this clip stays relevant but for as long as it is relevant I'll keep reposting it

06.03.2026 12:59 πŸ‘ 230 πŸ” 58 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 14

Sure as hell seems like you’re more offended about criticism of your coverage than you are about children being blown up. You might want to sit with that.

06.03.2026 05:12 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah that meal would fix me

06.03.2026 04:50 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0