Amber

i think if dr seuss was alive to see such times he would have said fuck this shit but you know with rhymes

mood ngl

sometimes i think about how much more comfortable id be w just being casually nude if i was post op n get a lil sad

they got rid of his chest hair because of woke

A sleepy tawny frogmouth sits atop a tree stump on a bright afternoon in the woodland aviary exhibition inside the Melbourne Museum.

Tawny frogmouth in full incognito as a pole muppet.

noem shooting another puppy every single day until she gets her job back

I'm worried when Kristi Noem finds out she's been fired she's going to become America's first obedience school shooter.

they should make a sleep where it feels like you’ve slept

she's off stage already, unfortunately

If you're at the airport and Kristi Noem is doing the ominous little message from the TSA screens, you no longer have to do anything she says. Leave your laptop in the case, whatever.

she's referring to "her team" and "her attorneys," she's clueless

listening to this live, she's joking with like cops rn i think doing a q&a, she has no fucking idea

noem shooting another puppy every single day until she gets her job back

hahahahahahaha

the harshest truth of the universe is that yuo will nevre be as funny on purpose as what people will jsut say seriously and under no apparent external duress

bringing my own balls to the bowling alley (I am transgender)

Does Markwayne Mullin have to sleep with Corey Lewandowski too? Is that one of the job requirements?

You're absolutely right—that was not a command post, that was an elementary school. Those were not military leaders—they were schoolchildren. I said the opposite, and that's on me.

Sorry I'm not more open-minded about LLMs, it's just some fucking maniacs shoveled out a bunch of useless bloatware featuring that technology, did not give me any chance to opt out, reorganized the entire economy around it, zeroed out gains made by green energy, and made it impossible to buy RAM

i’m too awesome to suffer any consequences from hubris

resting rizzler face

A glass jar with a brain and labeled Do not use this brain. Abnormal

Morning Bluesky.

just dropped a can of whoopass on the floor. it's fucking everywhere. it's under the fridge

like just overly insular, unfriendly towards outsiders?

I bet DJs are really good at titty twisters

every time I open social media rn I take psychic damage

A screenshot showing an MLB notification saying the Mets beat Israel national team 5-2

problem solved

tired of your heights wuthering all the time? these heights won't wuther guaranteed

(not a cry for help — I have an amazing support system and I’m actively working on trying to improve my personal situation to ease some of these burdens. but I’m trying to step back and take greater stock of my mental health rn and the reality of my current mental state isn’t pretty.)

becoming fully aware in the last few days just how depressed I am by the state of the world and the impact that so many anti-trans laws, etc. is having on my mental health. routinely confronted by a feeling akin to a tremendous weight pushing down on me.