Guys I rested on my laurels. best sleep of my life
Guys I rested on my laurels. best sleep of my life
I hate you with every fiber of my being. And let me tell you, my being is fibrous as hell
Beams are propagating in every damn direction
Youβre right. I shouldnβt keep it all to myself. This is ourgraine now
everyone is fighting a battle you can't see because you are the only one without cool invisible wizard powers
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Top ten surfaces to squirm on
The emails canβt find me in my well
it costs me $137 every time i leave the house
Thereβs nothing silly about this putty π
Aaahh!!! Real Housewives
Happy bday!!
Me! Selfie of a 27 yo guy wearing a grey sweater
Any weather can be sweater weather if youβre committed to the cause (itβs 80 degrees outside)
It was really poppinβ today! Great time to get back in
Jorse. Jean Horse. A horse composed entirely of denim
Immediately out of frame exists the Jorse
Drafts were never meant to live in captivity. Set them free
Signs reading: The Hoe Shop
Went to The Hoe Shop and everyone knew you
Learning to be more personable so that perhaps maybe someday someone will person me
Graffiti on an electrical box βFarter β€οΈβ
Farter <3
Happy bday!! Hope u have a lampy night
I've studied the documentary about his attempt thoroughly to avoid falling victim to the same pitfalls
Thinking about fucking with the moon later
It's a mog eat mog world out there
Flossing my teeth 365 times consecutively as I drive to my yearly dentist appointment
That's been debonked
Don't get stoned in a grass house or whatever
You remind me of the Wizard of Loneliness
Hey. Spink on that?
For sure, he looking brittle as hell
One unkind word and heβs done for
Driving Over the Influence (he was in my way)