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Platform Engineer trying to prevent Software Engineers from inflicting themselves on others. LEGO. Coffee. Huffing filament fumes. Roll Wave! Up the Pids!

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And this is why I like following these Jeopardy champions: they're always noticing these little mistakes.

06.03.2026 23:47 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A brown penguin chick of some kind. It looks very much like a man in a suit. It is bedraggled and miserable

A brown penguin chick of some kind. It looks very much like a man in a suit. It is bedraggled and miserable

Made it to Friday but at what cost

06.03.2026 03:24 πŸ‘ 6425 πŸ” 1270 πŸ’¬ 55 πŸ“Œ 91

Just scrolling through my feed and I read a post that said "I BLAME LUELLA" as "I blame Ursula" and was left wondering "What did @tkingfisher.com do? Tell another joke?"

04.03.2026 04:39 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Petunia didn't even know! Here she is petulantly showing she can sit pretty.

03.03.2026 22:08 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Just paused Schitt's Creak to watch this. Worth it.

02.03.2026 03:58 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
War is hell quote from MASH

War is hell quote from MASH

28.02.2026 14:02 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1
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What happens when a motley group of thieves sets out to rob an ancient spacefaring tomb before it falls into a black hole? Find out this November in ETERNITY'S TOMB. dmoren.com/writing/eternitys-...

26.02.2026 15:13 πŸ‘ 44 πŸ” 17 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 7

Oh hey, this sounds familiar encyclopedia.ushmm.org/content/en/t...

26.02.2026 01:11 πŸ‘ 4779 πŸ” 2207 πŸ’¬ 15 πŸ“Œ 41

Okay internet. I BESEECH YOU. Especially folks like @runningboard7.bsky.social. I have a music query.

There was a mid-oughts dance / trance / electronica album that was basically all about UFOs and lights in the sky. One of the songs had lyrics roughly like...

25.02.2026 04:14 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 1
CRITICAL RACE THEORY?
BROTHER, EVERY RACE IS CRITICAL

CRITICAL RACE THEORY? BROTHER, EVERY RACE IS CRITICAL

Saw this in Discord and it’s amazing

25.02.2026 01:19 πŸ‘ 7826 πŸ” 1496 πŸ’¬ 54 πŸ“Œ 78

A Knight of Seven Boroughs

24.02.2026 13:53 πŸ‘ 1464 πŸ” 364 πŸ’¬ 16 πŸ“Œ 3

The website photos for the replica kits _do not_ show the texture and that was crazy boring. These aren't bad.

Secondary release is Thursday, right?

23.02.2026 16:36 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I've never seen a +20 before, but can't imagine we'll earn much less this half.

23.02.2026 02:58 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Kurt Vonnegut stop being so applicable to all time periods of American life, you can’t do that Kurt Vonnegut, your insights are too evergreen Kurt Vonnegut

21.02.2026 13:35 πŸ‘ 10129 πŸ” 2943 πŸ’¬ 145 πŸ“Œ 58
An uncertain Capybara questioning the Vatican's fish classification.

An uncertain Capybara questioning the Vatican's fish classification.

Venezuelans: Capybara are fish?

Vatican: Sure.

20.02.2026 05:29 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

This keeps showing in my feed and each time I want to go get my childhood Pooh Bear and let him know this is bullshit.

19.02.2026 04:57 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
a Petfinder screenshot of a young male American rabbit named "rabbit Downey jr"

a Petfinder screenshot of a young male American rabbit named "rabbit Downey jr"

19.02.2026 02:49 πŸ‘ 106 πŸ” 35 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 2

it's hard to see someone else live your dream

17.02.2026 22:40 πŸ‘ 6701 πŸ” 1509 πŸ’¬ 36 πŸ“Œ 3

No kings by Shaun King. Tulane version only.

17.02.2026 01:32 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

it's morgin time

17.02.2026 01:48 πŸ‘ 30 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 3

So, do you have a doorframe to put this in, or do you need to have one created first?

17.02.2026 02:21 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

If I ever fall to this abyssal level of cool please put me out of my misery.

16.02.2026 03:37 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

For a second I thought his tongue was in his mouth and I was _shook_.

13.02.2026 04:49 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

OMG I just relized _if it misses the intended target they could play sad trombone_.

13.02.2026 04:47 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Instead of sweeping the athletes sprinkle debris to try and get the Roomba into position?

13.02.2026 04:25 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Heh. I emailed my ticket rep "I like it, but it should be a 3rd kit not a primary".

11.02.2026 23:57 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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The Colorado Rapids & MLS Kit Review Show! YouTube video by DNVR Sports

WE. ARE. LIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE!
Get in here with me and @DLineCo to talk the Rapids kit and all the hits and misses across MLS! #Rapids96
www.youtube.com/live/JU0rzMi...

11.02.2026 23:00 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This is the same professor who responded to a question with exacerbated gesticulations toward the board screaming "it's right there! I just explained it to you!"

So, his intuitive understanding _did not_ lend itself to teaching.

11.02.2026 04:49 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

In high school I took calculus and did fine, so I thought taking honors calculus in college would be easy. That lasted right up until I learned we couldn't use calculators (any, at all) on exams.

I celebrated that D-.

11.02.2026 04:38 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm sorry WTF?

"The native of Massachusetts was born in California."

I had to replay that like a dozen times. I'm pretty sure the close captioner didn't type it out just because it makes no sense.

11.02.2026 03:21 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0