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Zach Kelly

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Bylines seen at Pitchfork, Stereogum, SPIN, Billboard, etc. Total idiot. Teaches journalism at a state school. Ezra and Rowan’s dad

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“I guess”

06.03.2026 13:50 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

That glass cliff’s a bitch

05.03.2026 19:27 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Back on streamers as of today. Got some really exciting news to share related to this coming later this month

04.03.2026 19:26 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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All Hell by Daughn Gibson on Apple Music Album · 2026 · 10 Songs

👀 music.apple.com/us/album/all...

04.03.2026 19:22 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

My favorite of these is “off of,” as in “this one’s got John Travolta off of Swordfish in it”

03.03.2026 02:34 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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28.02.2026 14:40 👍 648 🔁 179 💬 4 📌 7

OPERATION WELL THAT JUST HAPPENED

28.02.2026 17:23 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It's so fucking easy to be an opposition party that goes "War is bad, going to war is bad, murdering innocent little girls is bad" and they can't even do it

28.02.2026 16:14 👍 93 🔁 13 💬 1 📌 3

When there are no consequences for the last bad thing, you'll get a next worse thing.

28.02.2026 14:00 👍 3113 🔁 949 💬 21 📌 28

It’s a cliche but you really don’t hate these fucking goddamn pigs enough

28.02.2026 14:06 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

But he couldn’t save Bergdorf

26.02.2026 03:23 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

We already have the soot

26.02.2026 00:09 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Is this video game speak

25.02.2026 21:21 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

A relatively new development but I can’t say I’m wild about the 4yo’s insistence that a “child clown” is living in our chimney

25.02.2026 20:12 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0

Questioned a student's style on "Charli xcx" in their article and she began to launch into a long explanation about how she's an unconventional pop star and how the lettering is supposed to be just so and etc. etc. and then I mentioned I had interviewed her once

25.02.2026 16:09 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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A ★★★ review of The Crying Game (1992) Been a Neil Jordan fan since my dad showed me The Butcher Boy when I was young. But for some reason I’ve never seen this, which loomed large in my imagination as a six-year-old overhearing adults go o...

boxd.it/dilDzx

25.02.2026 03:26 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
CRITICAL RACE THEORY?
BROTHER, EVERY RACE IS CRITICAL

CRITICAL RACE THEORY? BROTHER, EVERY RACE IS CRITICAL

Saw this in Discord and it’s amazing

25.02.2026 01:19 👍 7827 🔁 1496 💬 54 📌 78

Generally repulsed by the media’s fascination with the teenage eugenicist streamers, but the fact that the huge Street Fighter final boss looking guy is called ANDROGENIC is fucking amazing

23.02.2026 00:25 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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A ★★★★½ review of The Secret Agent (2025) There's an SNL sketch from the late 90s where Bernie Mac and Tracy Morgan are the only two Black people at a showing of The Pianist and are trying to talk to the characters in the movie (great bit). A...

letterboxd.com/zeeekay/film...

22.02.2026 15:10 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Rock ‘N Bowl wasn’t until later so all they had was Santa In Hell

21.02.2026 17:32 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Gonna be in Los Angeles for a work project/adventure March 27-30, if you live there I’d love to hang out

21.02.2026 16:40 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

You shouldn’t

20.02.2026 14:15 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Though they probably should have

20.02.2026 14:13 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Benny Mardones - Into the Night
Benny Mardones - Into the Night YouTube video by ohnoitisnathan70

Nourished By Time would murder this youtu.be/iTRaRQQGOVY?...

19.02.2026 18:33 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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A ★★★ review of Afternoons of Solitude (2024) Andrés brutally matadormaxxed while trying to mog a banderillero in his hotel room after the corrida de toros lmfao

letterboxd.com/zeeekay/film...

17.02.2026 00:21 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Old man at the movie just shouted “NEVER AGAIN” at the Carnival Cruise ad

15.02.2026 19:27 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Alleged someone allegedly burning a concentration camp in Kansas City.

Alleged someone allegedly burning a concentration camp in Kansas City.

Suburban wine moms will really be like "you believe in voting? that pales in effectiveness to my strategy, firebombing a concentration camp" and then very effectively firebomb a concentration camp

13.02.2026 16:46 👍 11196 🔁 2443 💬 129 📌 22
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Nethering by Colin Stetson, Greg Fox & Trevor Dunn on Apple Music Album · 2026 · 7 Songs

Shit got me feeling like 2010 Flocka let’s go music.apple.com/us/album/net...

13.02.2026 16:43 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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“Everything is for sale!”

13.02.2026 02:14 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Canceling my Natty subscription

13.02.2026 00:40 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0