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Quinn Stokan (Chris Voiceman)

@hirethisman.com

Voice actor. Singer. Canadian. The NINTENDO HIRE THIS MAN guy. Davy Jones in #CaptainWayne / The Announcer in #DreamshotFantasia / The Yngolian in #DarkestDungeon #BlackReliquary

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Average Bluesky staff meeting

05.03.2026 02:23 πŸ‘ 1909 πŸ” 635 πŸ’¬ 15 πŸ“Œ 4
05.03.2026 10:55 πŸ‘ 3627 πŸ” 1289 πŸ’¬ 15 πŸ“Œ 11

"Sir, people are mad at all the spyware in our OS! What should we do?"

"Ever heard of ransomware?"

04.03.2026 03:16 πŸ‘ 20 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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After 9 yeareals, it's finally my turn to post the "a thousand cereals" clip, seeing as how I'm the idiot who made it.

02.03.2026 21:28 πŸ‘ 13873 πŸ” 6245 πŸ’¬ 161 πŸ“Œ 64

True! And they all upgrade really fast!

02.03.2026 23:14 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I enjoy the split gameplay actually. I feel it really balances out the pace of the game.

02.03.2026 19:20 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I beat RE9 last night and I can't stop thinking about it. It's probably the biggest love letter to an entire series I've ever had the pleasure of playing. I went in completely blind and am absolutely blown away.

02.03.2026 17:49 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
drawing of a browt from pokemon, but it's an ugly falcon chick

drawing of a browt from pokemon, but it's an ugly falcon chick

welcome to the world, my scrungly son

27.02.2026 17:33 πŸ‘ 7286 πŸ” 2116 πŸ’¬ 46 πŸ“Œ 18

I feel like I'm losing my mind because PokΓ©mon Winds and Waves actually looks good. I actually didn't think GameFreak could do it.

27.02.2026 16:17 πŸ‘ 19 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0
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scout tf2 meeting some of the deadlock folks #voiceover

26.02.2026 19:27 πŸ‘ 248 πŸ” 80 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 0

Chinese gamer banter is on a level we can't even hope to compete with

26.02.2026 02:54 πŸ‘ 2246 πŸ” 638 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 1
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I was watching other language dubs of the Steel Ball Run trailer, and French Johnny saying "Je suis Johnny fucking Joestar!" is actually iconic and so in character

23.02.2026 18:35 πŸ‘ 942 πŸ” 450 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 9

Standing up against these laws, both in the USA and numerous other nations, is integral for a whole host of issues

Gaza? Minnesota? Venezuela? If these and more matter to you, then you need to get active because these laws will handicap any online organizing for MANY causes

11.02.2026 20:51 πŸ‘ 2349 πŸ” 1971 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 4

I had to draw it

22.02.2026 00:20 πŸ‘ 2424 πŸ” 1041 πŸ’¬ 20 πŸ“Œ 6
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This one hits hard.

21.02.2026 22:59 πŸ‘ 35629 πŸ” 10540 πŸ’¬ 778 πŸ“Œ 592

Decided to add voice and a little editing, this made me giggle so much

20.05.2025 12:29 πŸ‘ 2713 πŸ” 1245 πŸ’¬ 33 πŸ“Œ 2

The list of reasons to own a Playstation just went from "Bluepoint" to "no point"

20.02.2026 20:09 πŸ‘ 19 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Every billionaire in the Epstein files could drop dead tomorrow and the world would not only be fine, it would actually improve. The quality of our media would improve. Our environment. Our food. Our health care. Our technology.

20.02.2026 17:11 πŸ‘ 6372 πŸ” 2556 πŸ’¬ 46 πŸ“Œ 28

I love the way you draw Luigi! And his striped socks from M&L are so cute in a lounging outfit!

20.02.2026 19:50 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

They should check the Epstein files for the Sea People

20.02.2026 14:43 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Edited image of the Bourdain quote about Kissinger only it's crudely edited to instead read "Once you've been to [sleep], you'll never stop wanting to beat [awake] to death with your bare hands." - Anthony Bourdain

Edited image of the Bourdain quote about Kissinger only it's crudely edited to instead read "Once you've been to [sleep], you'll never stop wanting to beat [awake] to death with your bare hands." - Anthony Bourdain

20.02.2026 06:36 πŸ‘ 424 πŸ” 147 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1
22.01.2025 23:29 πŸ‘ 25484 πŸ” 12496 πŸ’¬ 233 πŸ“Œ 361

Kaiji Tang as Gyro! I don't think they could have cast anyone more perfect for the role! Oh man, I'm so hyped!!

19.02.2026 18:53 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"Professor White Boy " has perished. They found him self harmed at the bottom of an elevator shaft. Thanks for the fucking smiles, Professor

19.02.2026 02:54 πŸ‘ 5892 πŸ” 949 πŸ’¬ 42 πŸ“Œ 34

There's a big "Return to Drangleic" fan community event to revive the online for a bit. It's not supposed to start until next week, but I'm sure a lot of people are still playing early.

19.02.2026 03:33 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
the ninja turtles and the power rangers putting aside their differences and teaming up

the ninja turtles and the power rangers putting aside their differences and teaming up

lent and ramadan kicking off on the same day

18.02.2026 16:10 πŸ‘ 3040 πŸ” 891 πŸ’¬ 18 πŸ“Œ 25
A photo of an ice cream machine with a sign reading, "Anything is possible with ice cream." Beneath that is a hand lettered sign reading, "No ice cream".

A photo of an ice cream machine with a sign reading, "Anything is possible with ice cream." Beneath that is a hand lettered sign reading, "No ice cream".

2026 basically

18.02.2026 16:23 πŸ‘ 40990 πŸ” 10911 πŸ’¬ 310 πŸ“Œ 339
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Burnout 3 is underrated as one of the very, very best games of all time because you can show Burnout 3 footage to people two decades later and their reaction will still be "hell yeah, this rules. I wanna play this right now."

18.02.2026 06:34 πŸ‘ 3903 πŸ” 1240 πŸ’¬ 154 πŸ“Œ 252

From Ursula Le Guin's A Rant About "Technology" blog post

18.02.2026 16:24 πŸ‘ 81 πŸ” 22 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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🐎

17.02.2026 18:32 πŸ‘ 3121 πŸ” 994 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 3