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And it barely worked

For You'll Have Your Eye Out Only

Happy birthday Sir Michael Caine 🎂
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Hnnnngggggg

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That's a Viz strip in the making

In Scotland, surely Deep fat fryers Bobby

Airfryers Bobby press send

Offiah got 500. Ignoring the rest of the game does the NRL few favours

Curse of the Werewolf (1961)

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Brian Bevan scored 796. He's nowhere near. #rugbyleague

A literal spin on the old trope of "none of that foreign muck"

Extract from New Sound Melody interview, 10th February 1991 Extract from New Sound Melody interview, 10th February 1991 Billy Fairhurst is in bullish mood. The warmth of the open fire in his local ...

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David Squires on … the plight of Iran women’s football team at the Asian Cup Our cartoonist takes a look at the impossible situation the players were put in at the tournament in Australia

Here’s this week’s cartoon for @australia.theguardian.com on the plight of the Iranian women’s football team:

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Apologies, very detailed so may be hard to reflect in Alt text Oor Morrisee Viz comic. 22 comic images on 1 page OOR MORRISSIE MAW! MAW! CAN A HAE A NEW PAIR OTROOSERS? WHY? WHIT'S KOOP WI' THE ONES YE'VE GOT? THEY WERE NEW ON THIS MORNIN!! ERM... A DINNAE BELIEVE IT! YE'VE GOT ALL DAFFODILS STICKIN' DOT THE AIRSE... AGAIN!S BLOODY HELL, MORRISSIE, THAE'S THE EIGHTH PAIR YE'VE RUINED THIS WEEK SORAY MAW) RICHT. HERE'S SOME NEW ONES... THANKS MAW. AND IF YE BRING THEM BACK WI' AALL DAFFODILS STUCK (OOT THE AIRSE, A'LL SLIPPER YER ET BOTTOM BRAW RAW!, JULPE JINGS A DINNAE WANT THE GOT SLIPPERED AFF MA MAW A'D BEST KEEP MA CHUFF DAFFODIL MISCHIEF COT THE PARK UH-OH! A MAIGHT OF KENNEDIT! YON SHORT SAIGHTED PARK-KEEPER IS PLANTIN DAFFODILS BETWEEN BUTTOCK-SHAPED STOONS.. AN'HE'S HEADIN THIS WAY! A'LL STICK MA BOTTOM THROUGH THAE IRON RAILIN'S THE STOP ANY DAFFODILS GETTIN' PUSHED UP IT. so.. THEER, SAPE AS HOOSESIS THIS NOO! WHERE IT HAPPENED? YON IS THE EXACT SPOT WHERE MALATE HUSBAND WAS MOWN DOON BY A SPEEDIN' DRUNK Y DRIVER, SONNT ...AN' A'D LIKE THE MARK THE SPECIAL DOCASION O HIS POINTLESS, VIOLENT DEATH WI' A NICE BUNCH O FLOOWERS STUCK THROUGH THAE RAILIN'S ERM... DAFFODILS THAT'S RICHT. LOTS AN LOTS O' DAFFODILS AYE HUNH? SNIFF FLORIST CERTAINLY, MADAM WHIT WAS HIS FAVOURITE (FLOOWERS? CORKS-THAE WAS A SLIPPERIN' AN'A HAIRF! HEAVEN KENS MA BUM HURTS NOO. CRIVEN'S! BUT MA MAW'S TAKEN AAL MA BAWBEES THE PAY FIR, THESE NEW TROOSERS SO SO AVE AV GOT NAE CASH, FIR OINTMENTT (THEER. IS THAT ENOUGH, MADAM? HMMA REALLY LOVED HIM AN AFFY LOT, YEJ KEN SHORTLY... MORRISSIE WHIT DID A TELL YE ABOOT COMIN' BACK HERE WI' DAFFODILS STUCK OOT THE AIRSE O' THEM NEW BREEKS BUT MAW. OW! THROB! CHEMIST STICK ANOTHER POOND'S WORTH IN. BUT THERE'S NAE ROOM IN THE PHARMACY FAIR THESE, SO A'LL JUST LEAVE EM COT HERE A HOPE NAE ONE STEALS EM. JARSES HO-HO! LOOKS LIKE MA LUCK'S CHANGED! BUT MAW NOTHIN BEND DOON. HEH-HEH! GOIN' THE STICK AA' …

Sabata (1969). Bit of Lee Van Cleef

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Getting Away with It - 2013 Remaster

🎶I cancelled my gig cos I couldn't sleep on purpose
I listened to the crowd outside my hotel just to feel worse

I've been getting away with it

ALL
MY
LIFE

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When I’m sixty I’ll get a tattoo. Planning events which I won’t go to. Planting a garden that no-one will tend. Pottering while humanity ends. Worrying if a holiday will actually happen. Will my clothes match next year’s fashion? Making plans for when I retire. Whistling while the world’s on fire. Where do you see yourself in five years time? We’ll need to remortgage in ‘29. I think I’ll try to learn the bassoon. We’ll all be underwater soon. What shall we do to mark my fifty-fifth? Shall I retrain as a silversmith? I assume you’ll be going on your daughter’s hen. Here comes President Kill again. I’m going to master Cantonese. I can’t wait for two replacement knees. I think I’ll start making all our own bread. It won’t really matter when we’re all dead.

New one, about the guilt one feels worrying about the minutiae of life when *waves at everything* is going on

There's half a dozen at least within a bus ride from where I'm stood

Soak it all up with kitchen roll, post the saturated sheets to the buyers

A town with the letter H. Fuck me he's gone out on a limb there

Toys Defected To Reform

The performative outrage could be avoided by just doing the thing instead of announcing the thing

I think I've seen this before

Aye. It was rubbish

B. B. B!!

Horror Express (1972)

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There'll be a massive queue. Right next to the B

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