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Can we start scalping leather jackets until Nvidia actually starts making enough chips to meet demand

What are the policies? I see a lot of review sites get free samples before launch to have reviews ready, what's different at Forbes? Can you accept things like an invite to a Destiny preview event?

Had a dream that aliens showed up but they were dinosaurs that were living on Venus. They only came to tell us to stop sending probes after one fell through the roof of a T-Rex.

Instead of trying to figure out who's spoofing a controller with an adapter to stop players abusing aim assist, add gyro aiming and flick stick so you can treat both input methods equally.

Billionaires have done so much damage to the public perception of spaceflight. Yes, they could be solving world hunger, but I'll take this over more yachts or private jets. They're basically subsidizing NASA.

I mean with how long games still came out on last gen consoles after the new gen launched it'll probably be a switch pro in practice for a few years

I'm 99% sure the real reason Nintendo cracked down on Switch emulators was because the switch 2 is so similar any switch emulator could easily add support for its games.

The Nintendo switch 2, a handheld gaming console with its controllers detached.

The Lenovo Legion Go, a Handheld Gaming PC with its controllers detached

The switch 2 is literally just the Lenovo handheld PC. How tf did a laptop company get ripped off by Nintendo?

Fried Twinkies is either a way to elevate your cholesterol or a hate crime

Oh hey I heard about this from my Dad. He's friends with one of the guys!

The logo of the Lunar Security Bureau as a patch. Designed by @halwithahat for the Mare Ignis project by @beanhowitzer. The logo is a roundrel of a black and white eye with a giant black pupil. The eyelids look like the craters of a moon.

The Lunar Security Bureau has declared a no-fly-zone around cislunar space. No manned civil craft are to travel without explicit federal permit beyond Earth Geostationary Orbit.

Mare Ignis by @beanhowitzer.bsky.social
Design by @halwithahat.bsky.social

The meta verse by Mark Zuckerberg is full of kids but they're actually really good at using this. it's like Roblox. Was Zuck actually cooking?

Why don't we just make a keyboard that has two buttons, with every press you get a character that's less common, and the other button is enter.

I hate pseudorandom numbers, either commit to true randomness or admit you're just making a really complex pattern.

DM me rn I need me that sweet sweet write endurance

Manifest the manifesto!

God I hope the guy that's getting posted everywhere as the CEO shooter is actually the culprit because his life is ruined even if he actually did nothing. Imagine trying to get a job when googling your name brings up national news reports of your arrest for killing a CEOm

Dust is partially dead skin that falls off your own body, so you invented some of it!

I'm confident that cyberpunk 2077 was just released too early and should've been next gen exclusive after CDPR announced another update that's "the last one for real this time, we swear". Someone there must just like working on it or something

Limbus Company is pretty good. Gotta wonder how you replace your own head though

Man I love fauna 😓

@zentreya.bsky.social uses TTS exclusively and has a huge following go for it.

The skycrane landing system is a huge achievement, especially with its extremely small landing ellipse. It sounds crazy except it keeps working flawlessly. I hope there's a recording or something of the JPL meeting where it was proposed.

I keep seeing people quote skeeting fanfiction to continue writing it after hitting the character limit and I hope it's something like everyone writes a part of the story and not just misunderstanding how replies work

It's never too late to start.

A 5 panel image with scenes from Interstellar. The first one is the truck driving away from the house. The second one is the rocket launching. The third one is Murph writing on the chalkboard. The fourth one is the black hole Gargantua. The fifth one is the Endurance near Gargantua.

5 DAYS UNTIL INTERSTELLAR WILL BE RE-RELEASED TO CELEBRATE ITS 10 YEAR ANNIVERSARY!!!

yknow cows used to be spherical. nowadays they are elongated, filamentary. And sometimes they don't even collapse anymore. true astrophysics is dead.

Minecraft orbit.

The horrors are part of the appeal post some

They actually only have identical twins serving in that location. The real base is yet to be found.