They know the weather cuz they control it!!

TRUMP IS NOW USING THE "you guys im so seriously right now stop fighting" TACTIC

as soon as people who know what jokes are this app is gonna pop off

TBATS RIGHT OOMF BE THE LANDLORD OF UR OWN DESTINY!

give those command hooks the landlord special

It's when you fuck a fish

Well you can't even do findom on film any more? I'm guessing all mob movies are out of the question Hollywood's got woke

i got a haircut ….sorry i lied in fact got most if not all of them cut

how does he know she fingers his asshole every night? cant be leaking government secrets like this

bro i’m not gonna play tennis!

We have come to respect the people of the Deep Mountain range of Appalachia and have stopped using that slur that was once designated for them

they’re stealing the matrix whole schtick!

cant wait for you to grow up into a regular sheldon

Okay YouTube play Princess Diana Aura farming clips

I can't wait to listen!

Why is the pope so short?

welcome Mondy

read or a what?

I think people really like the feeling of being scandalized and being able to be judging

Hey India and Pakistan.... knock it off

good morning im drinking pre wokrout to make it feel like ants are crawlign through my blood stream and then weed to make it seem like its real i like to call this mixture the panic attack

What accent is your Siri on?

New pope just dropped!! the old one just dropped too but in a different way

Celebrating the new pope at Culver's who wants in

New pope just dropped and my ex is Catholic guess who was just blessed with a prime opportunity to slide back into her life

Turns out that they're just making this stew and they're not even going to eat it there's going to throw it away for tax write-offs and I tasted the stew the stew tasted good could have used a little bit more spice but you know not something that you would want to throw out especially in this econom

sorry it had to be done

There's no way a hippopotamus is getting sunscreen on its back in the wild without some help and matter of fact that would be a lot of sunscreen where are they buying this from and have the tariffs affected that?