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Touhou Banksy is a phenomenal username

Today's impulse haul

Grown up decor

NBC News poll Voters hold negative views of Al. In fact, the only topics less popular in the survey were the Democratic Party and Iran.

Truly a perfect news alert

Happy International Women's Day to all Honda Fit owners

If I did believe in a creator, I'd believe art was giving back to it/her/them/him for your creation.

Just spent $24 on a mid mimosa and the worst avocado toast I've ever had. What I spent on tip would have been better spent on a bullet for my brain for eating at a New American Restaurant.

Nah bro I was doing this shit at age 8, ur brain is just rotten from online.

The alternate names did end up being used in Pac-Man Arrangement (a game that I played constantly on PS2 Namco Museum)

We're smokin' that Argentinian himejoshi catgirl shit out of a puma bone pipe at an altitude of 12,600 feet, concurrent with the third Dynasty of Ur, you stupid shit.

Finally saw Hamilton. Among many thoughts: King George is 100% the most fun part and it isn't even close.

Man I hate organizations following out of nowhere. Also not a dem!!!

They found all that lead in protein powders so now its a mandatory part of the American diet.

26 Last Seed (Day 11)
Crassius Curio agreed to be my sponsor, but he wants me to be his discord kitten.
26 Last Seed (Day 11)
I became Crassius Curio's discord kitten and he is now my sponsor in House Hlaalu.

S2G this is the year I buy a tentacle pot... 🤞🤞🤞

I miss FF14 but it is the most MMO (derogatory)

DONT

Brother we did this as kids ofc I remember how to get the good ending lmao

So Myst is dead fucking simple after you figure out the tower rotation puzzle huh? Filtered by a single puzzle for 33 years and cleared in one evening.

Hot pot in America tonight. No real reason.

scrawny 18-year-old about to fall out of an army helicopter over tehran: this is so epic. this is totally sigma, right babe?

AI e-girl operated by a balding intelligence officer in virginia: that's right baby, Iran is totally cringe

The secret to not splashing when you pee standing up is to start in a deep squat and slowly straighten up after you lock the stream in, like one of those buses letting someone with mobility issues on

My dealer: got some straight gas 🔥😛 this strain is called “Goodbye, Galaxy!” 😳 you’ll be zonked out of your gourd 💯

Me: yeah whatever. I don’t feel shit.

5 minutes later: dude I swear I just saw the Dopefish in the Well of Wishes

My buddy Lindsey pacing: the Gnosticene Council is lying to us

Bleeding Kansas 2

Literally me getting home inspection scheduled and insurance figured out. Please clap

congratulations on immediately earning my new subscription

Yo this is just me tho, is liking grape nuts a hipster opinion?

Finished Rise of the Golden Idol DLC this weekend and, though it didn't change rankings, that 4th DLC might be the best thing they've done. Very Obra Dinn. I wasn't sure before but I kinda want a sequel now (with the original art style). Next up - idk, Myst??

God damn those betas who go through paper like nothing. Bunch of pussies. Don't get me started on gamma males.