Just to recap if this is your first time, this is Samy. Silent, fluffy, and stirrer of shit because nobody suspects him
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Just to recap if this is your first time, this is Samy. Silent, fluffy, and stirrer of shit because nobody suspects him
Samy keeps on popping his head in to the bedroom then softly sneaking away. He’s checking to see if Inm awake because he’s certainly up to something, either evil or he’s just playing with his special ball which we’re (Jarod and I) not allowed to see
Whilst unironically contributing to more natural disasters from the sheer amount of energy and water needed to spaff out an eight second fakenado
The early internet was a pretty nice place before it turned ugly almost 20 years later (shakes fist at cloud computing)
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I fell asleep yesterday evening, woke up at midnight, couldn’t fall asleep again so I just got dressed and went to get breakfast. Right now is when my body is demanding a nap 🙃
Considering you can use a domain as a handle on here :
>> No data found for domain : iwas.mc
Just, um, have to setup a business of the same name in Monaco 😅 en.wikipedia.org/wiki/.mc
Threads thread: thriller_instinct 3d Is it okay to bully 40 and 50 year olds who are on social media just for being on it, cuz like why are you here - 254 Q 3.1K G 28 746 corporateash 18h ••• My ICQ UIN is 7231680. That number is burned into my consciousness. I inadvertently learned that you could see private conversations in public chat rooms when using Telnet instead of a browser on GeoCities. I can tell you the difference in audible dial-up handshakes between 1200, 2400, 14.4 kbps modems. I needed a edu email address to join Facebook after my university was admitted. We were here at the beginning. We made social media. You wouldn't be in my Top 8. I have usernames older than you. 852 Q62 G6 72
“I have usernames older than you.”.
Holy shit
That moment you accidentally block all three of your frontend proxies at the origin server because you forgot to tell the origin they’re proxies
Well the slash ziners never went away and nobody gonna stop them now oac.cdlib.org/findaid/ark:...
Sure that has nothing to do with Paramount being owned by Trump aligned billionaires, and them thinking Star Trek gone woke ever since Kirk kissed Uhura
« Why u do dis ? »
Your replacement model will only allow repair if you got the monthly subscription. Better hope that thing works forever (or until WW3)
Genuinely even if you do fuck it up, is it really your responsibility to fix it ? « I did it » doesn’t have the requirement to do it right, be more clear next time if you have other expectations 🤣
Well played. Malicious compliance is the name of the game now.
Last week I dumped a client who’s been using not signing contracts as a power move, I hit my limits with their shit and attitude so I showed them exactly what happens when you don’t sign a contract 🤷♂️
Good news : sus.fr is back up
Bad news : sus.fr was taken down by an htaccess rule 😅
Is it too much to ask that a television that relies on apps to work is correctly tested to ensure that it just doesn’t crash half way through a show ?
Fuck all this digital shit, bring back dumb tvs and analog video. 4K was a mistake future generations will never stop paying for
sus.fr had the dns change this morning, but what I didn’t notice when I imported my DNS records is that the new DNS provider just seemed to have ignored all the MX entries. I got mail again tho.
Also the web server went down too and it’s not back yet 😅
I’ve decided to just have a week off, no client work at the moment and it’s been like two years since I’ve taken time off. I have only one meeting I pre booked but otherwise I’m free
Today since apparently a bunch of old people are blowing shit up. It’s time I got rid of Cloudflare for sus.fr. American tech can’t be trusted and Macron’s attacks on the LFI just set the tone for the red of us
With all this shit going on, this is the best I can do
sus.fr/doomrectangle
And their collaborators too 😘
Listen, let’s not at all be shocked a nation that has been doing a genocide for decades and a corrupt failed state banded together to give christofacists a hard on.
Take that energy and yeet the fuckers out of power, yeet them out of society, and let them die poor in the squalor they deserve
Newsthump never ceases to provide factual reporting entirely accidentally
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Caelan Conrad continues to deep dive in to the endless shittiness of AI, in this case OpenAI yet again not giving an absolute fuck about public safety
youtu.be/6P50VE8nnMU
If I could make this a career I would but capitalism won’t allow it (therefore must be burned to the ground)
Article original: pixel.mmn.ca/p/kevin/9308...
Trying to get a nice photo of Samy is basically some variation of good timing and the phone not being of interest to him
Article original: pixel.mmn.ca/p/kevin/9308...
The face you make when you realize that overly indulgent mommy is no longer around to protect you and the person who could—your older brother with all the power—deeply dislikes you for being mommy's favorite while growing up.
Don’t even get me started on fees for being broke. This account isn’t even my day to day one, it has no card, and it just exists for one monthly payment and the every six year requirement to cash a single cheque, yet here they are acting like they got the right to rob their clients blind
