A Parakeet Named Robin

The results are in: as of today I am chemically a woman.

Yeah, but the star of the show may still be your actual raspberry beret.

Thank you! 🤭

A woman in a tank top with a goofy expression.

The right to bare arms is a fundamental human right.

It's femme maintenance day! GAC checkup and face lasers. Let's goooo!

Many moons ago when I was in my early 20s, I developed a knot in my back just from generalized anxiety. I decided to get a massage to try to loosen up. I think I broke the masseuse. Like I literally had her doubting her abilities and choice of profession.

Of course, I can't claim to feel exactly comfortable in the women's section.

Needed new socks for my giant feet. Turns out I feel almost as uncomfortable in the men's section now as I once did in the women's section. 🤔

I wish I could do more for you than just feel absolutely gutted to know another human being is going through this. I'm sure there's a path to happiness for you and I hope you can find it. ❤️

Oh the cognitive dissonance of that scene: YES YES KISS ALREADY—oh god no don't kill the sexual tension for the rest of the show!

Listening to my wife in the other room giggling while she watches Dropout is the absolute best thing.

Fuck, that's depressing.

I regularly come back to this song. It's incredible not only how well the OOT soundtrack is adapted, but how thoroughly he mimics Dream Theater's sound circa Scenes from a Memory and 6 Degrees of Inner Turbulence.

Jesus. Fuck him. I'm so sorry.

Pooh and Piglet sitting on a log. "What day is it today?" squeaked Piglet. "It's the day we burn the patriarchy to the ground," replied Pooh. "My favorite day," said Piglet.

Happy International Women's Day!

Just watched it. Incredible coverage. Can't believe how much of the story I didn't know.

A woman taking a selfie in a machine shop.

Me and the machines against which I only sometimes rage.

Every. Single. Time.

Is that some kind of journaling app?

Always late to the party. 😆

I often practice German by switching to the dubs on shows I know well! 😊

Yeah that doesn't fit very neatly into the Messiah thing. But it wouldn't be remotely the first inconsistency in the mythology storyline. 😆

This would be me but for the fact that the result is more on the order of: my house appears somewhat less cluttered.

Probably not a revelation to many, but: Candi Carpenter.

Karoline Leavitt is the Dunning-Kruger Effect personified.

Honestly, it's a testament to how INCREDIBLE the rest of the show was that the colonizer arcs didn't totally ruin it.

Oh fuck I never put Scully's fertility arcs together with Mulder's Jesus imagery. I was too busy wanting to be her! I mean, that heavy handed crap is why the mythos episodes were such garbage; it only makes sense....

Might be a bit jarring. I can see that.

A headshot of a woman wearing dangly floral earrings, glasses, and a flannel shirt.

So happy to be entering my dangly earring era.