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twitter does kinda suck, doesn't it? 29 M πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ πŸ”ž Marten

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WAH

09.03.2026 19:03 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Happy #Mar10 day!

Get it? Marten?

09.03.2026 18:55 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

one deluxe with fries pls

06.03.2026 03:15 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Happy birfday! πŸŽ‚πŸŽ‚πŸŽ‚

19.02.2026 17:38 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Gosh I tried using that app and it's just like... what am I doing? The hardest part for me is finding exercises that match the machines I have available to use. I'm sure that if I could get that figured out I'd actually start going to the gym seriously.

25.01.2026 03:01 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

What's the performance impact on having this on my avatars? And if I figure out a perfect percentage to scale, can I just hardcode it in the avatar and not deal with the menu?

20.01.2026 16:16 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

😏

05.01.2026 21:05 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A woman sits at a table with a large bowl of salad right in front of her, looking shook af as she speaks to someone off-camera. The image has meme-style text at the bottom: β€œAre you serious? Right in front of my birthday?". The word birthday is written on top of the word "salad".

A woman sits at a table with a large bowl of salad right in front of her, looking shook af as she speaks to someone off-camera. The image has meme-style text at the bottom: β€œAre you serious? Right in front of my birthday?". The word birthday is written on top of the word "salad".

me today ig

04.01.2026 01:29 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I can see my seat from here!

22.12.2025 22:36 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

No, I mean, when they're done talking. Then I ask the question you mentioned, and their answer is "I don't know".

22.12.2025 16:48 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

And what happens if their answer is "I don't know" every single time?

22.12.2025 16:42 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

when ur a twink but ur sword is a twunk

24.11.2025 20:20 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ’€

23.11.2025 18:00 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

this feels like something I'd see in a @itsmattrose.bsky.social video

23.11.2025 17:59 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Ayy, another Spotify acquisition. I wonder if they'll kill it just like they killed the Infinite Jukebox.

(The creator of The Infinite Jukebox worked for a company that was acquired by Spotify, and they removed the option to upload your own songs to their jukebox analysis API)

20.11.2025 16:48 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Just join in!

19.11.2025 07:40 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Does anyone have a spot for me to stay overnight on the 3rd at MFF? I found a good flight but it arrives Wednesday night and I'd need a spot to stay for the night πŸ€”

15.11.2025 04:35 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A meme using a scene from The Lord of the Rings featuring the elf Galadriel. The text at the top says: β€œWhat do you have to be anxious about?”
Below are four panels:

Galadriel pouring water, captioned β€œthings that were”

Galadriel looking forward, captioned β€œthings that are”

Close-up of her pouring, captioned β€œand some things…”

Galadriel looking calm but serious, captioned β€œthat have not yet come to pass”

A meme using a scene from The Lord of the Rings featuring the elf Galadriel. The text at the top says: β€œWhat do you have to be anxious about?” Below are four panels: Galadriel pouring water, captioned β€œthings that were” Galadriel looking forward, captioned β€œthings that are” Close-up of her pouring, captioned β€œand some things…” Galadriel looking calm but serious, captioned β€œthat have not yet come to pass”

I've been feeling like this a lot lately, lol

30.10.2025 18:28 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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this is a very advanced meme

07.10.2025 23:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

SORAMI? More like, SORE-AMI 🀭

22.09.2025 20:48 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A shelf row of purple energy drinks. "Melo" is written in big letters on all of the cans.

A shelf row of purple energy drinks. "Melo" is written in big letters on all of the cans.

melo melo melo melo melo melo melo melo melo melo melo melo melo melo melo melo melo melo melo melo melo

17.09.2025 19:06 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Keep it spontaneous, but if you ever feel the impulse to share something that you genuinely like or enjoy, you should listen to it.

14.09.2025 16:27 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Depends on the message that you're transmitting. Promotion for the sake of promotion is bad, yes. But if you have a genuine message or good experience you want to share, then go ahead! "This section of this song makes my ears feel good every time I listen to it" "I worked very hard on this drop!" πŸ™‚

14.09.2025 16:23 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Point-of-view picture of Melo lying naked on a couch with black socks on his feet, and a Rubik's cube plushie near his feet.

Point-of-view picture of Melo lying naked on a couch with black socks on his feet, and a Rubik's cube plushie near his feet.

happy #fcf, the c stands for "cube" :3

#fatcockfriday #fcf #foreskinfriday #uncut #nsfw #nsfwirl #gay

12.09.2025 16:02 πŸ‘ 29 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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crates.io phishing campaign | Rust Blog Empowering everyone to build reliable and efficient software.

We received reports of a phishing campaign targeting crates​.io users. Do not click on links asking to authenticate to protect your account. More information: blog.rust-lang.org/2025/09/12/c...

12.09.2025 14:22 πŸ‘ 112 πŸ” 57 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 2
Bigscreen Beyond 2e: VRChat Edition Shopping screen

Bigscreen Beyond 2e: VRChat Edition Shopping screen

BLUESKY GIVEAWAY:

- 1 Bigscreen Beyond 2e: @vrchat.com Edition (no 10 years of VRC+, sorry).

As long as Bigscreen can ship to you, you're eligible.

RULES:
- must be following me on Bluesky
- must RT this post

you must be comfortable with me ordering it for you!

11.09.2025 20:07 πŸ‘ 2648 πŸ” 3155 πŸ’¬ 248 πŸ“Œ 31

Repost for squeak

07.09.2025 20:04 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a man with a long beard and a hat is making a funny face . Alt: Gandalf experiencing the question posed by Chunie.
07.09.2025 19:57 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Melo naked in front of his wardrobe

Melo naked in front of his wardrobe

hey

#fatcockfriday #fcf #foreskinfriday #uncut #nsfw #nsfwirl

06.09.2025 00:03 πŸ‘ 39 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"I was registering on a government website and the registration form disallowed pasting passwords from my password manager (Bitwarden). I say "fuck it", inspect element + edit the HTML to remove the "on_paste: return false;" event and then proceed to paste my password."

- France Is Bacon (1621)

03.09.2025 06:55 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0