Lead Based Saint

"No controlling legal authority" over Led Zeppelin or the Fairness Doctrine.

Figurines of Brady Bunch and Partridge Family fighting each other

I have created a diorama of the Partridge family attacking the Brady Bunch family. My life is very boring.

I know he's dying to declare victory, but what happens if the Iranians keep shooting and the shipping lanes stay closed?

Pluralism is America's superpower.

What is the career path to become a flack for the Revolutionary Guard? Do they send out pitch emails?

Anything to avoid raising taxes on your Wall Street buddies, yes?

Pokey's rack tom set up courtesy of craigslist

When they buried my gramps at Arlington, I don’t recall anyone in a tacky golf hat.

I will never, ever understand the urge to make excuses for a politician. *Any* politician.

Not implying anything, just joking since Claude is reportedly exhibiting signs of AI anxiety. Cheers.

Someone get Claude an Ativan

In the 90s none of the bartenders at The Big Hunt has SS tattoos. Just sayin'.

#GrilledCheeseSandwiches #Guinness #Dupont4Ever

A digitally drawn homage to the George Herriman comic strip Krazy Kat. Starting left of frame we see yellow Ignatz Mouse having just thrown a brick which is sailing across the center of the frame and in another instant will bash the oblivious Krazy Kat (a blue bipedal cartoon cat wearing a red scarf) in the back of the head as he walks innocently to the right. Everything is drawn in rough black pen and colored in pale washes. A speech bubble from Ignatz reads ‘Maybe it will…’, the word ’Happen’ appears in the whooshing trail of the sailing brick, and a final speech bubble belonging to the Kat reads ‘…Today’.

A montage of black and white midcentury advertisement art including: a skull wearing a crown, a little girl praying, a woman putting a finger to her lips and making a thoughtful expression with a ? next to her head, and another woman making a very frowny face while holding in front of her a mask of her own face making a very manic expression. A speech bubble coming from the little girl contains mismatched typography reading, ‘Maybe it will happen today’. This is all on a toned paper background and make to look crumpled and worn.

What is this "politically correct war" he can't stop talking about? What does that even mean?

the rich daddy caucus sticks together

Textbook idiot who bootstrapped by inheriting daddy's plumbing business. Perfecto.

Excellent. Who are we going to get fired next? Keep going.

Public school principal
Army general (woke quartermaster)

Jared

Claude just helped blow up a school.

Ahem ...

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That July 4 UFC match on the White House lawn should be Sheehy / Gianforte.

Maybe they are just bad people. If you're defending a grown man with an SS tattoo, I'm going to assume you're garbage. I'm getting old, I'm tired of the excuses, thank you plz drive safely.