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a girl at the bottom of the world | crash test dummy (QA) | screams for games (VA) | memelord in chief for Hellforge Studios | LD/VA Project Absentia | opinions = mine | https://linktr.ee/MajorArlene

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Now that they're trying to pretend their war is not a war, they've gone back to calling it the Defense Department.

06.03.2026 16:01 πŸ‘ 2827 πŸ” 739 πŸ’¬ 199 πŸ“Œ 50

72k people ahead of me in queue for the PoE league - login if you're gonna lol

06.03.2026 18:30 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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how it feels asking people to play and review your game

06.03.2026 18:18 πŸ‘ 84 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

6.3.26 I have a life that I feel angry enough to fight for.

06.03.2026 07:14 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
kill the imposter syndrome in you head because not only is there someone out there doing it worse than you, they're also using chat gpt to do it

kill the imposter syndrome in you head because not only is there someone out there doing it worse than you, they're also using chat gpt to do it

Anyways.

05.03.2026 11:54 πŸ‘ 23122 πŸ” 8851 πŸ’¬ 68 πŸ“Œ 189

If it's not ready for reviewers, it's not ready for you to charge money for it. Have some goddamn integrity.

06.03.2026 05:40 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

This shit is so baffling to me as a PoE player cuz GGG just hands it over willingly and that's how they've lasted for like 20 years

06.03.2026 05:35 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I know I say a lot about games being art but they're also consumer products that people are paying money for. They have a right to know if there are defects with that product!

06.03.2026 05:34 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Dressing up as Leon's only weakness, Ada Wong

re9 day 3

twitch.tv/parkenharbor

05.03.2026 23:28 πŸ‘ 75 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I do this with spreadsheets and my hubris tumbled upon me as Excel randomly decided to die in the middle of something I was doing

06.03.2026 03:58 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

shoutout to whoever at CDPR thought that cyberpunk 2077 needed sections of the game where you literally just do a guided mediation. they are fucking incredible and i love revisiting them when im stressed and just closing my eyes.

06.03.2026 03:42 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

that whole anecdote we do when we police each other about Twitter and shit, about sitting at the Nazi bar? same thing should 100% apply to your real-life politics and politicians!

06.03.2026 03:52 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

a lot of "blue no matter who" folks don't understand why Dems get the brunt of a lot of criticism. in short- they're supposed to be the opposition party. they're supposed to not let the fascists do fascists shit. if they're letting fascists do fascist shit - they're also fascists. simple as.

06.03.2026 03:50 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

look, Republicans are evil. we know that. there's only so many ways I can say "fascism bad" because I do it all the goddamn time. but this persisting lie that Dems are not also war-mongering fascists needs to die. they're nicer to you when they throw you in the gulag, that's all.

06.03.2026 03:48 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

you will never convince me voting for a Dem is harm reduction

06.03.2026 03:40 πŸ‘ 37 πŸ” 11 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Every bsky staff member keeps talking about how the goal is Nice Social Media but then the second they're even remotely pushed back against for something shitty, and they immediately crash out for multiple days crying about their subhuman userbase.

05.03.2026 19:34 πŸ‘ 3327 πŸ” 842 πŸ’¬ 57 πŸ“Œ 120

Remember Flash? Remember how EVERY FUCKING THING used to use it? And the Adobe just took it beyond the wood shed and put it down.

And now if you want to run one of the MANY things dependent on Flash, you gotta jump through hoops and hope somebody knows how to emulate it...

05.03.2026 04:22 πŸ‘ 68 πŸ” 28 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

BB and I have had more than one discussion about going back to a proper stereo system, we've had enough. Just the geolocking alone gets to be a real pain

06.03.2026 03:26 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

All this chart tells me is that we just need to start buying direct again

06.03.2026 02:47 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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(Four-player modem DOOM at VCF SoCal)
ME: So how did you get the show to run you four landlines?
EXHIBITOR: Oh, I’m running my own PBX and modem bank.
ME: you WHAT

14.02.2026 18:38 πŸ‘ 73 πŸ” 29 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 5

Remember when Oppenheimer came out, and people were sincerely like "the age difference between Oppenheimer and his wife gives me the ick :\" glad we finally were given a reason to cancel the man that created the atomic bomb

06.03.2026 01:07 πŸ‘ 35 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

We're doing a little exploring of other options, once we know what we're doing, for sure

06.03.2026 01:08 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh the goddamn Guardian ran an article about this, trust, we're reaching where we can

06.03.2026 01:05 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Forked under

06.03.2026 01:04 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

These people have no idea how annoying i am willing to be about it. I will pester them as long as it takes. I will be so goddamn annoying

06.03.2026 01:02 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Man I really can't wait for Steam to give me an answer as to why they're allowing death threats to be sent to my devs. I cannot fucking wait. Please, try to gaslight me. Fucking try it.

06.03.2026 01:00 πŸ‘ 30 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

honey I put up with Lowtax for like twenty full years, I'm not gonna leave a website that's actually good just because you got kicked in the head by a horse

03.10.2025 18:54 πŸ‘ 940 πŸ” 100 πŸ’¬ 14 πŸ“Œ 1

Game’s out! Kill review culture! Kill embargo culture!

05.03.2026 23:25 πŸ‘ 51 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 0

Elected Democrat Thrilled He Doesn't Have To Do Anything

05.03.2026 21:50 πŸ‘ 3313 πŸ” 559 πŸ’¬ 22 πŸ“Œ 2

People got really mad at Equinox Homecoming for doing this for 1.0 but its literally the only way you're ever going to get to start a new character so have fun lol

05.03.2026 23:04 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0