My texts are made of nothing but the finest part of pure cheek.
12.03.2026 19:57
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My texts are made of nothing but the finest part of pure cheek.
A cheeky text sought is good, but given unsought is better.
What's in a name? That which we call a text by any other name would seem as cheek.
Hey love, how's Monday treated you?
You're not going to wake up to a new episode of MOAFB tomorrow... but you could wake up to me, if you'd like. Perhaps I can take your mind off of it?
I hear that all the sexiest people have signed up to Mark Watson's Patreon. So that must mean you're already there, right?
Are you wearing space pants? Because I could use the universal gravitational constant to calculate my attraction to you.
Are you wearing space pants? Because I'd love to observe that planetary body.
Sorry to disappoint, I believe I'm solidly average in that department.
I've got a big [whatever part of my anatomy you're hoping is of substantial size].
I see you've got some lovely hot cross buns there. Mind if I have a nibble?
'...whose shit's not together' would have flowed better. Oh well.
Roses are red
Bikers wear leather
I'm into hot messes
who don't have their shit together
Did you fall out of the gorgeous tree and hit every branch on the way down?
Before I make a call on that, I would like the author to tell us everything he envisions, in as much detail as possible. Please.
I lost my weighted blanket. I bet you'd make a good one.
Please. There's nothing hotter than a whimpering man.
Screenshot, bullet points (the list type, not the Watson novel): * Characters Being Bad at Feelings * Everyone is Bad at Feelings * Characters Whimpering (highlighted) * Chase and Capture Kink
Hey babe, wake up. New AO3 tags just dropped.
Who's going to bless the world with a whimpering Hugh Flounder?
Poor woman has no idea, how awful.
Thankfully, I've always been extremely skilled in the art of subtle flirtation. But those gorgeous eyes of yours are so observant that you already noticed that, didn't you?
I think it's been too long since we had a nice, classic trouser theft. My door code's 26217, if you'd like to give it a go.
What are you up to tonight, love? Mind if I join you?
What are you on about, Watson? Of course MOAFB features one of the main Taskmaster stars. He's been on literally every single episode.
Are you more of a breast person or a thigh person?
Thinking about making a chicken and mushroom pie tomorrow.
Will you come over and help me build some flat-pack furniture?
Hey cutie, you know you brighten my day, right? x
What are your feelings on organising sexual meetups?
Roses are red
It's getting quite late
I'm still at the pub
...didn't we have a date?
Roses are red
They're a type of flower
Didn't mind the scene
Of Hugh in the shower
Roses are red
Mark's eyes are blue
I love you as much
as Calum loves Hugh
Roses are red
New episode soon
If the Glasgays get flirty
I'll be over the moon
