DocJade

Shutting down my NAS feels like I killed him... My son... He's dead...

The optometrist asked if my kijetesantakalu shirt was related to cryptocurrency

I am very mad

i've been training myself to reflexively do the hand motions whenever 67 is said to the point where i dropped my phone this morning

mi lon ni

needing to use `goto` inside of loops since Lua doesn't have `continue` makes me physically ill

Tiny Dog Has Been Barking Nonstop For 6 Years

They're like birds

I really haven't been paying attention, apparently these were added almost 6 years ago

(AI) Slop Terrifies Me – ezhik.jp What if this is as good as software is ever going to be? What if AI stops getting better and what if people stop caring?

Wrote a post about some AI worries of mine. I think people no longer caring about the craft scares me more than people using gork and stuff.

ezhik.jp/ai-slop-terr...

Sony wastes a UUID every time they name a new pair of headphones

Insight of the day from @jackcats.com :
Building something in Minecraft is just deconstructing it in reverse

Sounds stupid out of context but literally the most important realization of the day for the project we're working on lmao

cow tools hell yeah

"Nah, switching to Linux would take too long, maybe later"

> Spends entire day troubleshooting windows 11 kernel-level driver timeouts, kernel timer latency, and microstuttering

Oh my god

we're in the big 26 and i still cant use git to reference a single folder of another repo in my own repo, while also being able to comit that reference to my own repo so when other people clone it they also grab the other repo's folder

:D

Hell yeah

@docjade.com 🦀🦀🦀

They should make an oatmeal that doesn't immediately explode in the microwave when I look away from it

Playing Factorio On A Floppy Disk Cluster While a revolutionary storage system for their time, floppy disks are not terribly useful these days. Though high failure rates and slow speeds are an issue, for this project, the key issue is capa…

I GOT A HACKADAY ARTICLE!!!!! LFG!!!

hackaday.com/2026/01/13/p...

No 😭

It doesn't make sense time wise anymore, I need to aim higher and not do series

The best part about shipping these orders out is I put the username that people ordered with on the box, and I get to laugh at them

Like "PeggleLover" and "BeesAndThankYou"

If you like those goopy-ass cosmic brownies, I assume you dip your bread in water before eating it

Hooooly shit thanks Mr Monocraft I love you

I know I have glasses genetics but man, I was hoping I wouldn't need them for a bit longer... I use most websites at 150%+ zoom now...

They should make a mortal vessel without inherently bad design, such as tummy ache

I worded this weirdly, I meant I plugged in the charging case for my headphones, I wasn't actively wearing any, nothing in my ears, nothing over my ears

I plugged in my headphones, and they usually make a sound nearly instantaneously after plugging them in, but this time it took about 600 milliseconds

So I snapped my fingers to check if my ears had more latency than usual

what

folding so... so many tiny boxes...

Rudy mirror selfie of fresh heartbleed arm tattoo

Rudy mirror selfie of fresh heartbleed arm tattoo

red ascii openssl heartbleed