joel

applying to social media jobs with cover letters saying i promise to never film your ceo eating and getting 1 million dollars

WWE 2K25 character selection screen: Kurt Angle, Dusty Rhodes, Hollywood Hulk Hogan, Hulk Hogan, Bull Nanako, Doink the Clown

booking elimination chamber for my nephew

how embarrassing

there’s no way someone looked at this and went “yeah, mint, post it”

Gate keeping for switch 2 and having it be 80 dollars is ridiculous

God I want this game so badly why's it only switch 2

there’s people out there who haven’t lived through a new console launch complaining that there’s now switch 2 only games.

linkedin now effectively useless for looking for work. all i'm getting is jobs that want me to write prompts or harvest my work.

i have something important at 6 and have found myself frozen in that I can’t do anything until 6

got sent a fancy version of a controller with these nubs included. they don’t even fit.

just seen a tiktok comment asking if eBay is legit, as if they’ve never heard of eBay??

100% gonna spin up Ryza chatbots. that asmr collection sold like gang busters.

highguard, concord, yes, yes, i understand that these failed, but this one won't.

RE5 below RE6, i knew i liked you

this is an incredible piece that really lays out how deep the roots go

gameshub let me review just about anything. not out of curiosity or banging of the drum. just another article to boost numbers.

i never want to have to explain to my partner the difference between proton and proton-ge, let alone the inner workings of why Nvidia hasn’t fixed their drivers yet.

I’ve had Dragon’s Dogma 2 sat waiting nearly 2 years now

until everyone cares about the foundations being stable, there’s no way that it’s remotely ready. hoping the 595 driver lets me actually check out the pc versions of all these great capcom games one day!

i would read that on a blog

Doctor’s reception

specifically this one from when i was growing up

what does the enterprise smell of, and why is it a carpeted doctor’s reception

my nephew told me today that he wishes my dad’s age was 66, so that he could turn 67. impeccable.

schumer and jeffries rattling the cage, screaming, “THAT’S NOT HOW YOU DO THIS”, frothing at the mouth that they didn’t get to do war >:(

Happy Birthday!! 🎈

my cachyos update is actually going to be -119mb less. computers are cool.

why are israelis so hellbent on turning our religion into something so far removed from its ideals

oh yeah

Instagram screenshot of a WWE/USA Network post. It is designed to look like “breaking news” posted by major networks. Everyone is stood over someone who go beat up. Captions read: On photo caption: BREAKING NEWS Emergency medical personnel have been called backstage minutes before SmackDown. Reports are that a WWE Superstar was attacked backstage, but have yet to be confirmed. Under photo caption: wwe BREAKING: Emergency medical personnel have been called backstage minutes before #SmackDown. Reports are that a WWE Superstar was attacked backstage, but have yet to be confirmed. Tune in to @USANetwork at 8/7c for more as this story unfolds.

WWE’s new social media thing of presenting in-storyline bits like an actual breaking news account is so fucking funny dude. they can’t help but make it look fake asf.

so many ways to do this that’s not this

i’m gonna say, i had a wobble yesterday and it the last straw was because i was told the style guide didn’t allow punctuation in hyperlinks and “‘s” isn’t to be italicised, even if the rest of the title is (so /Space Marine 2/‘s). 🤷

*change of pace

Batman with electric fists. Speech bubble: “Strike a little terror into his heart.” Info bubble: Bat-Guantlets, Electro-charged personnel nullifiers, 250 mV charge

Batman with cloak billowing stood in a hole in the wall looking out “Getting pretty tired of this.” Info bubble: Lower West Side, Arkham Tower

matt fraction’s batman is an odd chance of pace, because it’s still the same thing, but it’s just that smidge lighter than a lot of other solo batman stuff.

you ever stop and think right now, someone is being paid to make family guy happen for its 27th year

this was my reaction too