Hearing that you will need to travel to Cologne to collect your tickets for the Leverkusen game.
Of course, box holders and supporters club members will be exempt.
Us 70+ credit away fans will have to pay the price and do the legwork, when it’s not us doing the dirty.
As usual.
There was a young man called Ollie…
Obvs
In my secret training camp for Leverkusen.
My littlest turned 18 today.
Were out on the razzle, via some culture.
First name in the QF draw, that’s all.
Next!
Two Totteringham fans at work pulled sickies today.
TBF, if I worked with me, I’d probably pull a sickie too.
Why do people keep saying Asterix instead of asterisk?
Are they all such huge Goscinny and Uderzo fans that they’ve forgotten how to speak properly?
By Toutatis, it’s annoying.
Absolute genius of TNT Sports to do a reboot of Faulty Towers last night.
The new Basil looks the part but the bloke playing the funny little Spanish waiter completely steals the show again.
Working in Totteringham has been so, so much fun this fine Friday morning.
I am, as you will all know, relentless in my piss taking of that lot.
I also never take the boot off the throat, especially when they are so, so very down.
I might start a Poznan.
What a midweek of Barclays.
CBA to watch until the end, were they doing The Poznan?
Should sack himself by text, at half time, in memory of Martin Jol.
Totteringham 3-1 down and down to 10 fans.
It’s just so fucking funny.
Exodus!
I see that Carry on Down the Khazi is as fresh and funny as ever at Shite Hart Lame tonight.
I think I’m in love
These boys last night.
Warriors.
This Hurzeler headloss is going to feed my family for generations. He’s absolutely pissed his pants and revealed himself for the weasel he really is.
Ok fine I’ll do it
Must’ve glanced in a mirror.
Phil McNulty on BBC:
“the 1-0 victory at Amex Stadium was the very definition of ugly. In fact to describe it as “ugly” is an insult to ugly.”
Music to my fucking ears.
To bastardise the words of Monsieur Wenger:
Everyone thinks they have the ugliest wife at home.
1-0 to The Arsenal.
I am fucking drained.
Next.
Ladies and gentlemen, we got him.
Just seen that Jermaine Jenas has piped up to give his opinion on The Arsenal.
TBF it’s not his first incidence of unsolicited, inappropriate messaging is it?
Just want us to make Fabian Hürzeler cry tonight, ngl.
Intensely dislikable individual.
Looking forward to Timber posting
“Corners 4:18”
as his pre-match bible reference tomorrow.
‘Cause David Raya saved my life…..
‘Cause David Raya saved my life from a broken heart…
He certainly did on Sunday, and not for the first time.
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