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Genetics, synthetic biology, pedagogy, big data. https://teague.bio. Wrote https://cytoflow.github.io. Trans, they/them.

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Super cute!

04.03.2026 16:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'll go one further. If you are in the ER with a friend who is in the ER being treated, I'll work with you to make up whatever needs making up. The only thing worse than being in the ER is being in the ER alone.

04.03.2026 01:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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How do you measure a threat in the air? Testing the universal, dynamic, and multifaceted nature of social identity threat Using the SITC Inventory, social identity threat is shown to be dynamic, multifaceted, and nearly universal.

New paper out in Science Advances! I'm really (really) proud of this one. Let's get into it. doi.org/10.1126/scia...

28.02.2026 05:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 41 ๐Ÿ” 19 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

A real fuckin' thin silver lining -- Uncle Sam definitely doesn't want my trans ass.

28.02.2026 15:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A small brown dog lays in some green vegetation. He is smiling up at you.

A small brown dog lays in some green vegetation. He is smiling up at you.

Emergency puppy picture

28.02.2026 13:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hah, I said the same thing! It's a public service!

24.02.2026 23:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Super cute!

24.02.2026 22:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A small brown dog with his paws wrapped around a stuffed "croissant" toy that's almost as big as he is.

A small brown dog with his paws wrapped around a stuffed "croissant" toy that's almost as big as he is.

My lil guy LOVES this thing.

24.02.2026 22:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Don't forget to plug your KoFi. This is public service, dammit! I will PAY YOU MONEY so that I don't have to watch the damn speech!

24.02.2026 22:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I knew I could come into the replies and find someone explaining it for those of us that missed the reference. Thanks!

24.02.2026 21:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 67 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They were either highly literate or else they were LISP programmers ๐Ÿ˜

24.02.2026 16:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Good morning, Raven. You look lovely today.

24.02.2026 13:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"Culturally normal" means "white, cishet." It's patriarchal white supremacy in a suit coat and hair gel.

24.02.2026 03:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 32 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Such a shame that their plagiarism machine built with plagiarism was plagiarized.

24.02.2026 03:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 16 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Grad school in a nutshell.

23.02.2026 23:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And I know, y'all have been screaming about this prick for a long time. He's done plenty of things that I thought were gross. Mea culpa for only figuring this frame out now ๐Ÿซฃ /end

23.02.2026 22:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"Normal" means "white and heteronormative." It is patriarchal white supremacy wrapped in nice language and paired with Democratic rage baiting. And it is a signal that he does not recognize the inequities in this country or, even worse, doesn't care. He has no values except the pursuit of power. 2/

23.02.2026 22:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 3 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You know, I've finally figured out why Newsom bothers me. "Be more culturally normal" means "don't rock the boat." It means "don't stand up for the poor, the racial and ethnic minorities, the queers, the people who make white middle class voters uncomfortable." 1/

23.02.2026 22:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I hate how generative technologies have made it impossible for me to enjoy this kind of stuff any more.

21.02.2026 21:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

/sigh it's cute, but I'm pretty sure it's AI generated. Look at how the cat's ball of dough grows in the last few seconds.

21.02.2026 21:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

OH YES AND THE FIRST TWO EBOOKS ARE ON SALE RIGHT NOW FOR JUST A COUPLE OF BUCKS SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? Sheesh.

20.02.2026 03:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The best moment in the book is when the protagonist realizes what's happening and chooses to take back her own agency. (Swashbuckling ensues, of course.) Just fabulous -- I can't wait to read the next two. /fin

20.02.2026 03:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What struck me most, though, was how Valdes writes about being backed into a corner, forced to do things that go against your values because it doesn't feel like there's any other choice. And how corrosive that is to yourself and to your relationships. 2/

20.02.2026 03:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
The book cover of Chilling Effect. A woman in a spacesuit dives through a portal after a small box. There are also cats in space helmets.

The book cover of Chilling Effect. A woman in a spacesuit dives through a portal after a small box. There are also cats in space helmets.

Okay, I just finished Chilling Effect by @valerievaldes.bsky.social and I gotta burble about it for a moment. Swashbuckling space piracy? Yes. Will they/won't they romance? Found family? Yes. Psychic cats? Yes. 1/

20.02.2026 03:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

EXISTENCE IS RESISTANCE. This is what I tell myself when "just existing" is about all I can do ....

19.02.2026 04:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

All the college and university "leaders" who chose to surrender in advance on this, take a bow

And then get in the fuckin sea

18.02.2026 23:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 685 ๐Ÿ” 148 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8 ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

What a beautiful photo!

16.02.2026 19:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hooded eyes and a brow like a neanderthal are the things that stop me from getting into makeup.

16.02.2026 19:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I don't subscribe to the The Atlantic, so I could only read the first two paragraphs. But my understanding of "meet students where they are" and the author's seem VERY different, and in my experience these arguments are too often used to justify gatekeeping and lazy teaching.

16.02.2026 16:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I KNOW RIGHT? I used to spend SO MUCH TIME crafting beautiful assessments....

12.02.2026 19:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0