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Look the later into the night it gets the more bad ideas seem like good ideas and the more you want something you can dump peanut butter and hot sauce on

05.03.2026 08:01 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Just cherish the time you can throw the Master Shake at people

My time for that is almost up ;_;

03.03.2026 21:07 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I was more into 40k for the kitbashing and painting than w:l, so the 10% of the time my Bad Moons actually won mowing down a Marine line was all the joy I ever needed

Bucket of 100 dice I miss you

03.03.2026 07:00 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Saw this exact thing recently. Solo scanlater was doing the high heels big steppy gamer girl 4-koma for love of the game, doing a great job. Then some jackass HORRIBLY AI-translated the last volume and dumped it just before they started working on it, scanlater decided not to do it themself

28.02.2026 07:02 👍 14 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
1 onion, 2 tablespoons oil or butter, 2 carrots, 1 large potato, 1 15oz can tomato sauce (or 1 pound fresh tomatoes), 1 pound of your mixed greens blend of choice, 1/2 teaspoon salt, 1/2 teaspoon pepper, 1 tablespoon curry or garam masala or whatever powder you like

Rough dice all vegetables. Saute onions in oil until browned. Add vegetables except the greens and tomatoes, then saute until you see some color on them. Add salt, pepper, and seasoning, saute until fragrant. Add greens, cook until wilted. Add tomatoes. Add like half a cup of water, then let simmer until everything's softened and blend until smooth. Simmer til thickened, taste for seasonings.

What you've got now is basically a saag/curry base that I make a couple batches of each week and use for fucking everything. Want soup or chili? Thin it with stock or juice, toss in chunks of whatever you want, let it simmer. Want a dip? Just mix some with sour cream or greek yogurt, or add some hot sauce and use it like a salsa. It's great with rice or as a pasta sauce, or added to casseroles, on eggs, just fucking drink it who cares the whole pot is like 700 calories max. Also you can just add whatever other vegetables you like, I usually include broccoli.

1 onion, 2 tablespoons oil or butter, 2 carrots, 1 large potato, 1 15oz can tomato sauce (or 1 pound fresh tomatoes), 1 pound of your mixed greens blend of choice, 1/2 teaspoon salt, 1/2 teaspoon pepper, 1 tablespoon curry or garam masala or whatever powder you like Rough dice all vegetables. Saute onions in oil until browned. Add vegetables except the greens and tomatoes, then saute until you see some color on them. Add salt, pepper, and seasoning, saute until fragrant. Add greens, cook until wilted. Add tomatoes. Add like half a cup of water, then let simmer until everything's softened and blend until smooth. Simmer til thickened, taste for seasonings. What you've got now is basically a saag/curry base that I make a couple batches of each week and use for fucking everything. Want soup or chili? Thin it with stock or juice, toss in chunks of whatever you want, let it simmer. Want a dip? Just mix some with sour cream or greek yogurt, or add some hot sauce and use it like a salsa. It's great with rice or as a pasta sauce, or added to casseroles, on eggs, just fucking drink it who cares the whole pot is like 700 calories max. Also you can just add whatever other vegetables you like, I usually include broccoli.

This is a lot of words for "heat things in a pot until you can mash them up" but I like to tell myself the order of operations matters

26.02.2026 10:16 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This was my personal Anime Cryptid for about five years, nobody I knew IRL even anime club people had even heard of it

It's been delightful seeing you react to it 🙏

22.02.2026 22:19 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Mask of the Plantasm. Make the homies say "ho" and the girliez wanna scream

Mask of the Plantasm. Make the homies say "ho" and the girliez wanna scream

21.02.2026 02:06 👍 27 🔁 6 💬 0 📌 0

Much as how a peak human athlete would get torn apart by any given chimpanzee, the entire modern industry would crumple to dust before the singular might of circa-1999 Victor Interactive Software

19.02.2026 21:07 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Sinking back into insane "Hero units dumb down strategy" discourse like a warm bath

12.02.2026 22:31 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This happened to me last month but with pillows I ordered before Christmas. The originals arrived a week after the replacement ones

12.02.2026 21:01 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It was for wizards instead of clerics, but remembering how AD&D Ravenloft specifically lore'd that "THE MOONS OF KRYNN HAVE NO POWER HERE. GET FUCKED CUCKS, RAISTLIN MAJERE CAN SUCK A FAT ONE"

11.02.2026 20:59 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Primer, matte, or glossy?

10.02.2026 21:55 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Every VHS rental place I've been to was 90% exploitation films by mass, so nah

Shoutouts to my local "The Movie Hut" accidentally putting 2005's "Pirates" next to Disney's Pirate movie

10.02.2026 08:14 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Book of Erotic Fantasy D&D supplement. Data shows dragons dtf literally anything

Book of Erotic Fantasy D&D supplement. Data shows dragons dtf literally anything

There is only one river

02.02.2026 23:48 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Zabo Soultaker top 10 battleyaoicryptids

01.02.2026 21:59 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

BEST EPISODE BEST EPISODE GOATED GOATED GOATED

01.02.2026 21:48 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

My brain took the turn of someone forcing a woman/femme man to drink double bourbons and mow their lawn while they watch

Which is a LITTLE hot, I guess, could be a trail to follow some day, but no yeah probably not what anyone else is going for when they say "forcemasc"

01.02.2026 01:30 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

"One-third of REMAINING U.S video game workers were laid off in 2025"

30.01.2026 02:58 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Demoted to "Person Man"

Lives his live in a garbage can

29.01.2026 17:09 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I'm terrible at math, if they're charging 50% per sub more and then made 95% of the revenue wouldn't that mean they lost like a third of their subscribers? Cuz if subscribers stayed the same after the mid-year price hike, it'd be about 125% of what they made the year before?

That's a lot of subs!

29.01.2026 03:56 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Like extreme fetishes Worse or "slipping around in Kitten Mittens and sobbing" Worse? The second also being a fetish, of course

24.01.2026 17:50 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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The vision is coming together

22.01.2026 19:37 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Huge strides in the "My boss is a hot alcoholic" subgenre lately

22.01.2026 03:23 👍 9 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
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*reading this as I get in bed for a nap*

21.01.2026 22:11 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

See you just flabbergasted me, I already forgot about the game awards and thought CrunchyRoll was making terrible games now

14.01.2026 00:28 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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And what if... man big... but woman... bigger???

13.01.2026 10:25 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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And cute too!

13.01.2026 10:22 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I'm not a fig guy but NGL having alt parts for "barefoot and pregnant" mode goes hard, damn, where's "Armored Core but you're kitting out a bunny girl" that doujin game's gotta exist

13.01.2026 09:34 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Ulthwe Eldar with Harlequins, first thought

13.01.2026 06:06 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Vanille life advice: just walk out! you can leave! work? focus? girfriend sister? crystarium? your dead(maybe) kid? psicum if your quick? you're dead(confirmed) mom? 576p graphics? if it sucks... hit da bricks! REAL WINNERS QUIT

Vanille life advice: just walk out! you can leave! work? focus? girfriend sister? crystarium? your dead(maybe) kid? psicum if your quick? you're dead(confirmed) mom? 576p graphics? if it sucks... hit da bricks! REAL WINNERS QUIT

11.01.2026 07:30 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0