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writer for hire. bylines at Vulture, Slate, The Ringer, and Vanity Fair. movies and tv and games and books and

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i would not sing this at karaoke but if you did I would happily be a hype man/backup dancer

06.03.2026 21:04 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

how will I know is playing at the gym….they were ready for me

06.03.2026 21:03 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ‘‡

06.03.2026 20:35 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

When the games already resemble gambling so closely this makes sense! Why not cut out the middleman

06.03.2026 20:26 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Incredibly funny. They both…are in movies!

06.03.2026 19:29 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Ngl that sounds like a great ritual

06.03.2026 19:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Daisy Edgar-Jones Starring in β€˜Tomorrow, and Tomorrow, and Tomorrow’ Movie Adaptation at Paramount (EXCLUSIVE) 'Normal People' and 'Twisters' star Daisy Edgar-Jones will headline adaptation of 'Tomorrow, and Tomorrow, and Tomorrow.'

the discourse around this movie is gonna be so good man

variety.com/2026/film/ne...

06.03.2026 19:25 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m always like β€œoh the Pacific Northwest is so nice, I could live there, the gloom is fiiiine” and come more than three days of rain I am an absolute baby, what’s the point of anything

06.03.2026 19:18 πŸ‘ 17 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 1

β€œYou can’t say β€˜come and take it’ that’s our thing”

06.03.2026 15:53 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

it is funny how β€œboots on the ground” is invoked here and in other hawkish punditry. symbolic of some fearsome masculine strength. like that one call of duty convention where they said it and the crowd cheered bc they were sick of sci fi and jet packs

06.03.2026 15:47 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Unfortunately, β€œYo brother, legal team confirmed we can’t work with minors rn” is an instant classic

06.03.2026 13:38 πŸ‘ 8477 πŸ” 1934 πŸ’¬ 84 πŸ“Œ 34

grayson more like grampson got emmmmm

06.03.2026 00:09 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

🫑 as a fellow stanagan I salute you

05.03.2026 23:40 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

HAMISH

LINKLATER

05.03.2026 23:35 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

I think of all the beloved shows that died on the vine…firefly getting canceled probably saved that show from embarrassment

05.03.2026 22:44 πŸ‘ 39 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Nathan Fillion and the FIREFLY Cast Seem to Be Teasing a Revival Nathan Fillion and his Firefly castmates are teasing some kind of big announcement for March 15. Is Firefly finally returning?

man

nerdist.com/article/nath...

05.03.2026 22:43 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 2

i love having free will
#RE9 #ScoobyDoo

05.03.2026 15:10 πŸ‘ 8869 πŸ” 2952 πŸ’¬ 49 πŸ“Œ 15

I put it on streaming recently and was saddened/delighted to see the widescreen conversion is terrible so you can just see the sliders just jumping to the edge of the frame

05.03.2026 21:37 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Lady Stoneheart bets crashing multiple sites

05.03.2026 21:22 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

can you imagine the chicanery if we had kalshi when got was on

05.03.2026 21:20 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
She came for the pasta…and got lost in the sauce

She came for the pasta…and got lost in the sauce

honestly…genius tagline

05.03.2026 20:24 πŸ‘ 59 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 2
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Why We Must Fight to Stop HR 7661 Before It Destroys the Lives of American Children Lately I’ve been calling my House rep and screaming about one zillion things, and maybe you have too. But today I want to talk about one thing in particular you should add to your list: H.R. 7661 i…

I wrote about the first national book banning bill, which effectively seeks to erase trans people. At the end I include a link to let your reps know that you oppose this bill and all it stands for. lithub.com/why-we-must-...

05.03.2026 13:45 πŸ‘ 636 πŸ” 438 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 12

omg she revealed on Call Her Daddy??? Diabolical game

05.03.2026 19:41 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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wow they’re getting the matrix reloaded/revolutions release Strat I have to check in on so many people

05.03.2026 19:33 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

this is going to ruin my life

05.03.2026 18:06 πŸ‘ 20 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

people have really put in the hours to intellectualize a bunch of people who just really wanted everyone to say the r-slur again

05.03.2026 18:05 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

lollll I feel like I gotta yell IT’S NOT LIKE THAT whenever it comes on

05.03.2026 17:17 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Todd’s best friend Malebolgia

05.03.2026 17:15 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

kinda funny how Todd Mcfarlane named all his characters after people he knew and only got sued like once for it

05.03.2026 17:14 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Al β€œgiggity” Simmons

05.03.2026 17:11 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0