I am blessed!
I am blessed!
Look at that shine!
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Thank you Mr. Zeus!
My hair is grand and Erikaβs is heavenly as you say!
PS I love your books! I still read The Cat in the Hat every night at bedtime.
I hate all the Latin used in Lawyering.
No more Latin, I say.
This is America, not Latin America.
Never sext.
No matter how cute the redhead.
Our Tangerine Samson is losing his superpowers.
Hairspray and orange paint, stat!
No ham sandwich; a total dish!
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Letβs do best 2 out of 3.
Winner pays for the loserβs new highlights.
PS - blondes have more fun but I canβt compete with a redhead.
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I rest my case.
And no hair salons!
Youβre so right as always PatCho!
Can I ride in your plane?
Judge one not on the color of oneβs skin or the content of oneβs character, but on the fabulousness of oneβs hair.β
Pretty sure thatβs a direct quote by Jesus H. Bible.
The hair though.
Cβmon admit it.
Times like these I wish I knew how to curse in Latin.
Never trust a woman with bad hair.
I had nothing to do with this one!
Lettyβs my bae.
I was going after that tall white boy Combie.
We all know who we want prosecuting this hero!
Roots was his favorite movie for the wrong reasons.
Fight for your right to highlight is the hill I dye on.
Fight for your right to highlight is the hill I dye on.
Dreamboat!
Loved him in Lethal Weapon!
Everything on your head and face is a war crime babe.
Two words: moisturise and condition.
Call me if you need any prosecutinβ!
Thank you Mr. Croc.
Hit me up if you ever need some defending. Or prosecuting.
Or conditioning.
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War crimes (laudatory)
The man tells the truth.
Hair that good cannot lie.
Same, babe. Same.
She doesn't deserve you, Johnny. Call me. We'll get your son's measuring kit to register an 11.
Objection your honor!
If these luscious strands can't convince a grand jury, nothing can.
Murre in the streets, puffin in the sheets.