Devlin Burgess

A whole new generation can solve the soup cans.

🧵 Amid reports of a potential Israeli ground invasion, expect some obfuscation of the facts. Here are some things you need to know:

• Up until this latest escalation, Israel had been conducting near-daily strikes on Lebanon in violation of the November 2024 ceasefire. (1)

So far, Nioh 3 is the first sequel im a *long* time where I can't say if it's better or worse than the preceding entry. Just.....different. 🤔

The Cave of Time, a CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE book.

Flight from the Dark, the first Lone Wolf game book

You could always go analog gaming with a CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE™️.
(Or a Lone Wolf book if you wanted something more crunchy.)

Between this and Superman, the Golden Age *really* didn't like cars.

I read the “Save America Act,” so you don’t have to. Most of the media apparently *hasn’t* read it because, if they had, they would be sounding the alarm about the provision in Point 1, below, which almost none of them have even mentioned. I hope this summary helps raise awareness. 1/

The first time I tried I gave up during the intro-felt like "Oh god this is Planescape again, nope nope."
Gave it another try later and really adored it. It has its weak points but I think it really develops into something special.

You say this, but despite Japan's love of spooky stuff, there is basically *no* good horror anime. They've tried like a dozen times with Junji Ito and always fail.

Iceman and Pyro are fighting again.

Flow

Flow would count, since there's no dialog at all, outside of animal noises.

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The worst is when you knock down the exit by accident. Always makes me feel like the biggest possible rube.

I recall feeling similarly when I was a child living with my father. I can say with experience that it *can* get better if you hang on.

Can you channel your fury into your dick jokes?

sometimes i record my catherine gameplay and review how i did because im usually in pure panic mode when im playing 😂 and then i yell at myself for all of the dumb decisions ive made... i wanna get better LOL

It's been too long since I've played Catherine but this has definitely reminded me of all the times I've lead poor Vincent to his death. Just awkwardly hanging off blocks figuring out how to climb the awful mess I've made of the tower. 😅

It's like when Brits mock Americans for calling the sport soccer instead of football when actually a lot of former colonies use soccer. Nobody ever gets on Australia's case for saying soccer, just us "dumb Americans".

It's also entirely indicative of what a lot of anti-American sentiment is: "Americans enjoy a thing I don't or do something differently, which means American culture is uniquely stupid and degenerate. Not like the classy Old World, which definitely don't *also* do said thing. I'm not ignorant!"

Screenshot from the first episode of The Sopranos. "Dick's looking for you!"

That's all part of the Penal Experience.™️

Also, "The Penal Experience" is the new name for my Sex Pistols cover band.

Look, I know I'm a grown adult, but I'm watching #TheSopranos for the first time,and when Tony says that guys today have "No room for the penal experience" I admit I giggled like a five year old.

I assume the next training session will be to ensure qualified Federal Bikini Inspections.

I don't need to take this lecture from you, Hawkgod, or whoever you are at this point in continuity! You're like 5 different people! Not all of us can reincarnate with our hot girlfriend forever!

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Sounds like a real.... time sink.

"I think someone is trying to steal my brain again."

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Alrighty, on my way to go pick-up #Nioh 3 from the library. I've had mixed feelings about their last two projects, so I'm cautious, but I'd love for it to be as good as Nioh 2 was.
At the very least, I'm hoping the story doesn't hit any of the same bumps Rise of the Ronin did.

Dave & Buster's YouTube video by frogsyfeld

Plus, you get those Power Cards, which may eventually work at TGI Fridays someday.

Better than getting stabbed in the tooth by a footpick.

This is spreading all over Bluesky today and is wildly misleading--it is from eight months ago and it is in reference to working with NATO allies and arming Ukraine.

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"Hal, can't you do something?"
"No."