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Juanzelli

@punsintended.net

I beg your pardon, but I am unlikely to fulfill your request #RATM He/Him in San Diego, California, USA, North America, Earth

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It is true that Proton is located in Switzerland and responded to a legal request from the Swiss authorities. But it is also true that most people do not know what an MLAT is and there is a widespread misunderstanding that using Proton will protect your account from US govt requests.

08.03.2026 16:56 πŸ‘ 393 πŸ” 118 πŸ’¬ 14 πŸ“Œ 5
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Read Mr. Lovenstein :: Complex | Tapas Community Read Mr. Lovenstein and more premium Comedy Community series now on Tapas!

Secret Panel HERE 🎨 tapas.io/episode/3820469

27.02.2026 16:47 πŸ‘ 84 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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25.02.2026 15:07 πŸ‘ 1781 πŸ” 291 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 11

it's molting season for RFK Jr

24.02.2026 01:46 πŸ‘ 6792 πŸ” 844 πŸ’¬ 100 πŸ“Œ 10

Me: My friend disappeared completely from social media. I can't tell whether she's alive or dead

Them: You could call her..?

Me:

Them:

Me: I guess I'll never know

24.02.2026 03:33 πŸ‘ 403 πŸ” 57 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 1

These thieves keep stealing blueprints from my theft empire!

23.02.2026 22:29 πŸ‘ 2630 πŸ” 369 πŸ’¬ 60 πŸ“Œ 6
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13.02.2026 14:35 πŸ‘ 4370 πŸ” 859 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 12

Brawndo’s got what plants crave.

11.02.2026 15:39 πŸ‘ 3995 πŸ” 458 πŸ’¬ 179 πŸ“Œ 14
a poorly drawn square cat

a poorly drawn square cat

an orange and white cat tightly curled inside a small cardboard box, filling it perfectly into a square shape!

an orange and white cat tightly curled inside a small cardboard box, filling it perfectly into a square shape!

square

10.02.2026 20:29 πŸ‘ 5589 πŸ” 1247 πŸ’¬ 37 πŸ“Œ 17
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With Ring, American Consumers Built a Surveillance Dragnet Ring's 'Search Party' is dystopian surveillance accelerationism.

NEW: Ring has introduced "Search Party", a horrifyingly dystopian feature nominally designed to turn all of the Ring cameras in a neighborhood into a dragnet that uses AI to look for, in their commercial, a cute lost dog.

With Ring, US consumers are actually building a surveillance dragnet.

10.02.2026 15:18 πŸ‘ 1484 πŸ” 868 πŸ’¬ 39 πŸ“Œ 76
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Melinda French Gates reacts to new details about Bill Gates in the Epstein files In an interview on NPR's Wild Card podcast, Melinda French Gates reacts to her ex-husband, Bill Gates, being mentioned in the most recent release of files related to Jeffrey Epstein.

In an interview on NPR's Wild Card podcast, Melinda French Gates reacts to her ex-husband, Bill Gates, being mentioned in the most recent release of files related to Jeffrey Epstein. See the clip.

03.02.2026 16:56 πŸ‘ 613 πŸ” 119 πŸ’¬ 51 πŸ“Œ 30
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Maria Santay, a U.S. citizen and community observer, live-streamed masked ICE agents detaining her after they boxed in her car from all sides and smashed her window. Local police showed up and did nothing.

She was denied access to a restroom, and forced to pee in the parking lot while handcuffed.

31.01.2026 13:40 πŸ‘ 9666 πŸ” 5810 πŸ’¬ 529 πŸ“Œ 425
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Why has Microsoft been routing example.com traffic to a company in Japan? Company's autodiscover caused users' test credentials to be sent outside Microsoft networks.

Yayz fer Micerslerp... arstechnica.com/information-...

27.01.2026 16:20 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It was a 4.9 out in JTree Park

20.01.2026 02:26 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Seems an impact to cause that much damage to a person would have knocked him down/off-balance at a minimum

14.01.2026 19:54 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Police Unmask Millions of Surveillance Targets Because of Flock Redaction Error Flock is going after a website called HaveIBeenFlocked.com that has collated public records files released by police.

NEW: Completely unredacted Flock audit logs have been released to the public by numerous police departments and in some cases include details on millions of Flock license plate searches made by thousands of police departments from around the country.

13.01.2026 16:12 πŸ‘ 345 πŸ” 181 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 15
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12.01.2026 18:31 πŸ‘ 333 πŸ” 25 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1
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silly me

08.01.2026 14:52 πŸ‘ 3227 πŸ” 624 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 16

this bears repeating:

Grok is bad because it's creating NONCONSENSUAL sexual images of real people.

Not because sex is icky and should be scrubbed from the Internet.

The distinction is crucial at a moment when dangerous censorship legislation is bipartisan and widely misunderstood

07.01.2026 13:35 πŸ‘ 1303 πŸ” 532 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 8
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turning over a new leaf

02.01.2026 16:22 πŸ‘ 914 πŸ” 184 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 4
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01.01.2026 17:48 πŸ‘ 4760 πŸ” 699 πŸ’¬ 59 πŸ“Œ 98
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Read Mr. Lovenstein :: This is the Year | Tapas Community Read Mr. Lovenstein and more premium Comedy Community series now on Tapas!

Secret Panel HERE 🫠 tapas.io/episode/3412300

01.01.2026 15:13 πŸ‘ 89 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0
@joepompliano on Threads posted a pic of a map dotted with dozens of yacht names and said: β€œPretty much every billionaire that owns a superyacht is in St. Barth right now for New Year's Eve - Jeff Bezos, Miriam Adelson, Shahid Khan, Sergey Brin, Jerry Jones, and 100+ others”

@joepompliano on Threads posted a pic of a map dotted with dozens of yacht names and said: β€œPretty much every billionaire that owns a superyacht is in St. Barth right now for New Year's Eve - Jeff Bezos, Miriam Adelson, Shahid Khan, Sergey Brin, Jerry Jones, and 100+ others”

orcas have the chance to do the funniest thing

31.12.2025 17:25 πŸ‘ 9692 πŸ” 2697 πŸ’¬ 335 πŸ“Œ 342

It’s still the Kennedy Center
It’s still the Gulf of Mexico
It’s still the Department of Defense
It’s still Twitter

If you have any other Q’s feel free to ask us

30.12.2025 16:37 πŸ‘ 9707 πŸ” 1881 πŸ’¬ 362 πŸ“Œ 101
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After Outcry, Firefox Promises "Kill Switch" That Turns Off All AI Features Mozilla's new CEO announced that Firefox would become a "modern AI broswer." Its most diehard fans are revolting.

β€œVivaldi CEO Jon von Tetzchner accused other companies like Google and Microsoft of β€˜reshaping the address bar into an assistant prompt, turning the joy of exploring into inactive spectatorship.’”

Well, Vivaldi. You had my interest; now you have my attention

27.12.2025 18:55 πŸ‘ 1708 πŸ” 379 πŸ’¬ 48 πŸ“Œ 45

I think you might be out of touch with how 99% of people experience US healthcare

12.12.2025 14:37 πŸ‘ 78 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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we're so back! shout out to my fellow CSQO fans, who held their stonks for these past 25 years, on the rocky road to recovery.

11.12.2025 15:09 πŸ‘ 207 πŸ” 13 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 0