Suspicious spike in Tesla sales in Canada youtube.com/shorts/lfGDT...

Ping ping ping

Lol

Lolwut

They really can't expect us to believe that in 2025 Clark Kent has a stable job as a journalist.

wow, amazing severance pop up at Grand Central

Stop. Coffee time.

New car sighted.

“ Personal space” youtube.com/shorts/Nke37...

If the economy crashes Trump will probably do stimulus checks again. He’ll say it’s unfortunate but temporary and necessary because all these foreigners took advantage of us. He can say anything he wants and half the country will just eat it up. Because we’re a stupid, irredeemable country.

Remember all those people who took the time to write out hand-written postcards asking undecided voters in swing states to vote?

We need that kind of energy for telling our X-friend holdouts to delete their Twitter. 😈

I feel like we all just picked Bluesky and didn’t even give MILF Messenger a chance

What a joke @netflixeng.bsky.social

Will X merge with Truth Social now?

When RFK got picked, vaccine stocks plummeted.

Life expectancy numbers to follow.

You know the kind of signals this sends all across the world right?

The only reason I keep an account is to publicly shame the companies. It still works! Sigh.

Here’s Why I Decided To Buy ‘InfoWars’ Today we celebrate a new addition to the Global Tetrahedron LLC family of brands. And let me say, I really do see it as a family. Much like family members, our brands are abstract nodes of wealth, int...

The Onion has purchased InfoWars.

theonion.com/heres-why-i-...

This can't be real? @timcook.bsky.social

rare to have a social network where the CEO isn't the main character and we'd like to keep it that way

but for the record, @jay.bsky.team is the CEO of bluesky, jack dorsey is no longer on the board and he owns 0% of the company

Congrats to @bluesky for all the new users

My 2 cents. Find every news source the has an RSS feed or equivalent and create accounts that that show their public deeds on here under @johndoetimesfeed

That way we all get access to news without having to wait for them to create accounts first.

Time to put some energy here. Thanks @sanat.bsky.social for the link to find and follow accounts from the other place.

Haha. To ea thr own

German even there 🤦🏽‍♂️🤣

You baitin 😂

A virtual certificate with text "Celebrating 10M users on Bluesky, #27,333, Runner ‪@nithin.net‬, joined on Apr 20, 2023"

Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #27,333!

Lol

Why does it say invalid handle on the profile?

Name the fruit?