@ohhidannye
Actor. Host. Writer. Married to B. Oh hi! I'm an elder emo millennial, trying to be positive in an increasingly negative world ⚽️ #Crew96 🖤💛 I'm probably making a joke ...yes, and? Opinions are my own He/Him
What if PREDATOR starred Alan Ritchson, and instead of fighting an alien, he fought a giant mecha?
Also, what if it wasn't smart?
My review of WAR MACHINE - a functional and kinda fun sci-fi b-movie knockoff which could've been great, but chose to be rah-rah instead - is at @thewrap.com!
I saw a movie like that once
You don't have teeth, *yet*
If you are in line to post a Kristi Noem getting fired joke - STAY IN LINE.
You mean *you* can eat a peach for hours??
FK for president!
a hotdog in every hand
'I want to take his skeets... OFF'
Threads thread: thriller_instinct 3d Is it okay to bully 40 and 50 year olds who are on social media just for being on it, cuz like why are you here - 254 Q 3.1K G 28 746 corporateash 18h ••• My ICQ UIN is 7231680. That number is burned into my consciousness. I inadvertently learned that you could see private conversations in public chat rooms when using Telnet instead of a browser on GeoCities. I can tell you the difference in audible dial-up handshakes between 1200, 2400, 14.4 kbps modems. I needed a edu email address to join Facebook after my university was admitted. We were here at the beginning. We made social media. You wouldn't be in my Top 8. I have usernames older than you. 852 Q62 G6 72
“I have usernames older than you.”.
Holy shit
They make small jars and big jars, which means you could put the small jars in a big jar, and that's a jar jar. Then you can disturb it a little and as it settles, jar jar clinks.
Maybe they'll bring friends!
Ish.
I think the rest of us are thinking, 'we're fucked.'
hell hath no fury like a bluesky moderator or staff member who’s been slightly offended
Cannot highly recommend the Wyld 1:1 THC:CBG pear gummies more
They're sooooo good
Started at the bottom, now we're HERE
Still on the BOTTOM
The system represses GROWTH
HEIGHTS are SCARY
hashtag WINNING?
I love that the transphobe Dems are rage quitting their jobs, it’s so good
Cheeeeesus Jeeeeesus
A Reductress post features a photo of Kristi Noem with the headline, “Kristi Noem Put Down for Being Too Hard to Train”
Screaming
How's this for a horror icon team up?
David Cronenberg is playing Sarah Michelle Gellar's father in READY OR NOT 2: HERE I COME!
"When they told me David Cronenberg was playing my father, I about dropped," Sarah Michelle Gellar recalls.
"Like that's... a legend."
10000% increase of this energy immediately
an anagram for "kristi noem" is "i stink more"
Donald Trump Reassigns Kristi Noem As Special Envoy—Markwayne Mullin To Take Over As U.S. Secretary of DHS
Kristi Noem is reassigned as “Special Envoy for the Shield of the Americas,” which will hold its 1st meeting on March 7th with 12 right-wing Latin American leaders. Mullin will start as Secretary of DHS, where he’ll likely take on all of the U.S. in a fistfight.
Read: lataco.com/donald-trump...
LA immigrant in ICE detention describes frequent illness and questionable medical care
A Long Beach day laborer detained last year said his medication was withheld and his chest pain was not properly investigated. “I felt like I had experienced a heart attack.”
I wonder what (Hassani) Dotson thinks about this
Oh God, I'm sorry, that's terrible
It's always hard to expect the worst when it comes to this adminstration, that they could ever do worse than they already are, and the fact that they're always somehow able to fuck things up even more will be studied for years to come, if schools and textbooks still exist
This is why my wife married me
My economical bread useage
Since receiving presidential pardons, dozens of former Capitol rioters have gotten into more legal trouble. In Florida, Andrew Paul Johnson was sentenced to life in prison for child sex abuse. n.pr/4rUa1zD
markwayne mullin sounds like an npc you would meet and eventually have to put down in red dead redemption
