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Dan Nye

@ohhidannye

Actor. Host. Writer. Married to B. Oh hi! I'm an elder emo millennial, trying to be positive in an increasingly negative world ⚽️ #Crew96 πŸ–€πŸ’› I'm probably making a joke ...yes, and? Opinions are my own He/Him

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06.03.2026 23:03 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Ask him how many more dead children until the president looks good?

Or does he need to wait for AI to give him an answer?

06.03.2026 23:03 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I can't believe these dead children have the unmitigated gall to make the president look bad 😞

06.03.2026 22:09 πŸ‘ 86 πŸ” 18 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

bsky.app/profile/ohhi...

06.03.2026 22:57 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You want a cookie?

06.03.2026 22:56 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

c'mon now, this isn't fair.

most of us also can't afford health insurance.

06.03.2026 22:21 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Amelia

I can only use that 'melting smilely face emoji' so much

06.03.2026 22:56 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Well, gas is expensive, and food is expensive, and we’re doing a war nobody wants, but at least there are no jobs

06.03.2026 19:47 πŸ‘ 14249 πŸ” 3797 πŸ’¬ 198 πŸ“Œ 122

bsky.app/profile/ohhi...

06.03.2026 22:53 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

'Divide'er'up' was the failed workshop catchphrase of 'Git'r'done'

06.03.2026 22:51 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

the existence of adderall implies the existence of subtracternone, multiplierthem and dividerup

06.03.2026 19:51 πŸ‘ 56 πŸ” 23 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 1
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Good Evening Motherfuckers it’s Friday

06.03.2026 21:56 πŸ‘ 123 πŸ” 32 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 8

Stop spilling the beans on their next 3 year plans!

Footy Fridays!
and
Massive Mondays!

06.03.2026 22:47 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I will also say that it’s a bit wild to me that no press freedom organization or professional journalistic association has tried to contact me or even put out a statement here.

I mean Jesus Christ. A little solidarity from institutions would be nice here!

06.03.2026 21:39 πŸ‘ 705 πŸ” 216 πŸ’¬ 18 πŸ“Œ 5

when alls sad and dumb

06.03.2026 04:24 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Also, god this sucks. Not Murphy, I'm glad he's not doing Fashy Potter, but the fact that I went to read this article, and neither that franchise nor his involvement in it is mentioned. Even in traditionally safe places EVERYTHING is being replaced with AI slop. Everything just gets to suck now.

03.03.2026 23:36 πŸ‘ 57 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

I’ll simply never forgive the people who voted this psycho back into office.

06.03.2026 19:15 πŸ‘ 412 πŸ” 31 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 4
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a man in a tie is holding a lighter in his hand ALT: a man in a tie is holding a lighter in his hand

β€œLooks like I picked the wrong time to delay getting off of fossil fuels…”

06.03.2026 19:24 πŸ‘ 295 πŸ” 33 πŸ’¬ 14 πŸ“Œ 1

Nu... metal?

06.03.2026 21:21 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

3. a decent, freeware, audio editing platform

06.03.2026 21:21 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Next week's cover of The New Yorker. "War-a-Lago" by Barry Blitt.

06.03.2026 19:05 πŸ‘ 1545 πŸ” 514 πŸ’¬ 48 πŸ“Œ 27

HELP does ANYONE speak enough hungarian to help me with an old timey curse word/phrase!? I just need one for a script! It's time sensitive!

06.03.2026 19:41 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

DHS nominee Markwayne Mullin is one of the most active stock-traders in the Senate β€” and violated the STOCK Act against insider trading as recently as last August.

He currently holds stock in L3Harris, which has millions in contracts with ICE and FEMA.

The grift continues.

06.03.2026 19:45 πŸ‘ 7711 πŸ” 3687 πŸ’¬ 325 πŸ“Œ 194

There is no possible way for kids in AP Government in HS right now to answer any questions about how the American government works correctly

Q: 'Checks and balances'
A: ...eh, well... not so much

Q: 'cooperating with court orders'
A: ah, well... only if you want to

Q: 'War Crimes'
Teacher: I quit

06.03.2026 18:23 πŸ‘ 18 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

These people genuinely think they are going to reform capitalism and then a socialist gets in office and they are like wait I can’t do anything at all about the cops what kinda snail pace do you expect to reform capitalism to socialism at. We are going to die bro

06.03.2026 17:33 πŸ‘ 455 πŸ” 66 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 0
Heroes (David Bowie acoustic cover)
Heroes (David Bowie acoustic cover) YouTube video by Half a Person

from the archives: because what the hell anymore:

youtu.be/8w6nP4wGbTs?...

05.03.2026 02:10 πŸ‘ 79 πŸ” 30 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 2

i just want a hat shaped like jabba the hutt so i can call it jabba the hatt ok is that too much to ask

06.03.2026 20:05 πŸ‘ 20 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

the blair witch means there is also a blearth witch, a blwater witch, and a blfire witch

06.03.2026 19:21 πŸ‘ 89 πŸ” 18 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 0
brianmcginnisnc
Brian McGinnis' wife has
NOT been allowed to see him in the hospital.
He is currently awaiting surgery for severe injuries.
Legal counsel has also been denied access.
A Marine veteran.
A firefighter.
A father of four.
And his family still cannot see him.

brianmcginnisnc Brian McGinnis' wife has NOT been allowed to see him in the hospital. He is currently awaiting surgery for severe injuries. Legal counsel has also been denied access. A Marine veteran. A firefighter. A father of four. And his family still cannot see him.

so apparently Brian McGinnis has been denied access to both his family and legal representation since a sitting senator broke his arm

06.03.2026 19:50 πŸ‘ 1272 πŸ” 608 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 39
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> @benstiller.redhour.com

06.03.2026 19:36 πŸ‘ 7501 πŸ” 1712 πŸ’¬ 111 πŸ“Œ 65