flumpy and the rats

I got my pussy and then universe said “new year new you? nah bitch new year new EVERYTHING” like bro CHILLLLLL 😭 oh yeah i did start a pussy patreon which is neato

january was insane. i got my pussy but then the streamer i’ve watched and modded for for the past 7yrs ish @weest.tv was outed as a pedo and then admitted to everything and then my grandpa maliciously misgendered me and now is dead to my mom and I and THEN FREDDY FAZBEAR IN EPSTEIN FILES??? WHAT

I think we need more games where we k!ll nazis thx 🙂‍↕️

youtube recommendations hitting just right

a pixel art drawing of a person standing in front of a white object . Alt: DELTARUNE. Susie making a dark fountain. A bright light comes out of the hole in the ground, followed by plumes of black smoke.

my thigh when i inject my estrogen one femtometre out of place

Just a reminder before the “big announcement” today.

Autism was discovered in 1911 and the modern definition of Autism came in 1943.

Tylenol wasn’t widely used until the 1950s.

Anyone trying to tell you that Tylenol causes Autism isn’t someone that should be taken seriously.

MSNBC fired Matthew Dowd and yet Fox News is just going to let this guy stay.

Official Defies GOP Governor's Order To Fly Flags At Half Staff For Charlie Kirk He said he did not want to honor a man "who did so much to harm not only the marginalized, but also to degrade the fabric of our body politic."

An Iowa official defied the governor’s orders to fly flags at half-staff for Charlie Kirk, writing he wouldn't honor a man who "did so much harm"

new gender neutral bathroom about to open

WELL NOW, would you look at that? A massive GLOBAL study revealed COVID-19 vaccines utilizing mRNA technology PREVENTED OVER 2.5 MILLION deaths WORLDWIDE between 2020 and 2024.

It reveals that vaccinations didn’t JUST protect against illness.

They PRESERVED nearly 15 MILLION years of human life.

i rescind my statement… god dammit people are fucking RACIST 🙄clanker could’ve been funny and silly and ACTUALLY a nerdy reference but nooOoOoOoOo *especially* that dude on tiktok “george droid” “rosa sparks” my fucking god we could’ve hated AI ANY OTHER WAY. agony

isn’t it from star wars? i thought the clones called the droid armies clankers and everyone rolled with it from there. obviously it sounds scarily similar to other slurs. but also i see way too many people trying to humanize *artificial* intelligence which. ew. no.

Four More Virginia School Districts Defy Trump, Reject Trans Bathroom Ban Demand Following Loudoun County, four more Virginia schools have defied Trump's Department of Education and will continue to allow trans youth to use the bathroom of their gender.

1. Four more VA school districts announce they will not capitulate to Trump demands for trans bathroom bans.

They show more fight than prestigious universities and hospitals that have bowed.

In response, the Trump admin will revoke lunch money for hungry kids.

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i love being a silly little tranny fur fag this is so epic woof bark

It's rlly hard to wanna post nudes and be sexy when we are quickly descending into a fascist dictatorship. Like pls don't eradicate me 🥺 I just wanna objectify myself for u 😝

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rob van dam mid-air performing a frog splash onto lance storm

the dislodged blood clot heading for trump's lungs

can’t get myself to workout but maybe i’ll use this as an excuse

If your organization is still on Twitter it is enabling explicit naziism.

Send these screenshots to whoever is in your organization’s trust, safety, PR, comms team.

I just want everyone to know that Mamdani did way better on his SATs than I did and my job is basically “professional smart guy on the internet.”

bricks need to start getting thrown again

I am grieving the barbarism that is going to unfurl from all this. People are going to die. Livelihoods gone. All to feed a corrupt kleptocracy.

I see every day up close how different it is from the first time around. There are no guardrails. A disaster. I’m sorry we have to live through this.

pretty people who yap have my heart and soul yes please info dump please don’t shut up godyoursoprettywhenyoutalk anyways im swooning

hi oomf :)

Transgender medicaid ban and definition of sex are back in the federal bill - Dems can raise a point of order and force a vote, and as long as we don't lose 7 dems on this, Dems can keep it out.

Definitely worth some phone calls folks.

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Bring back physical game demo discs

i’m fucking that barrel.