Aspharon

so much of the way people approach stories is rooted in the vapid and spiritually dead idea that the whole point of a story is just to find out what happens

The Singularity is upon us: Apple's AI summarized a text message that read "I'm still down to clown if you are" to.... "clown event still possible."

One thing that's been bugging me (pun intended) since friday... this is the only instance I have seen in the game where a Pokémon's type is not identical to everywhete else.

...is it an error? Or is Spinarak a pure Bug type now??

(Haven't found Ariados yet. Don't send me its type)

THAT VENTURE SKIN

this is all the gen 2 team sprites if they coughed

A Roman mosaic depicting an owl with wide eyes, brown and red body, and blue feet, set against a cream-colored background with a black geometric border. The owl looks a bit deranged.

Just another Monday…

A Roman mosaic depicting a somewhat whimsical owl 🦉, found in Uzès, southern France, dating second half of the 1st century BC.

📷 Denis Gliksman, Inrap

🏺 #MosaicMonday

ice type regional surskit question mark

A popcorn ceiling, including an air-condition unit that got covered as well

They popcorn ceiling-d the fuckin AC unit

yippee this was fun, here's that 9 games trend everyone is doing

Reference sheet of Ash Gildroost, an anthro barn owl

🦉

pokemon are always doing shit like "Drowzee used Crazy Floor! Drowzee started getting funky" and it won't tell you what that means. top competitive strategies will revolve around getting funky.

The protagonist, Mae, is looking up at a war memorial statue. She's saying, "War is some bullshit."

Night in the Woods (Multiplatform, 2017)

a collage of these three tweets https://bsky.app/profile/why.bsky.team/post/3lzrkcsk3xc24 https://bsky.app/profile/why.bsky.team/post/3lzsgnvof4c2n https://bsky.app/profile/why.bsky.team/post/3lzubxv6q722o

i for one am shocked that the "i go in the pool to cool down, why can't my phone?" guy is bad at programming and offloading his job to the anthropic api

After 9 yeareals, it's finally my turn to post the "a thousand cereals" clip, seeing as how I'm the idiot who made it.

honestly the amount of days where I'm already comfy in bed, read the notification, and go "MY MEDS" is probably larger than the days where I happen to take them beforehand

The bug where roaming Pokemon using Roar deactivates them permanently, was patched. (The bug where they have poor IVs remains.)

The official bugfix was implemented differently from the community bugfix, and by comparing them, a new bug was found:

That's his occupation, actually. Watch out, Ryans of the world.

im gonna roll up with my wishiwashi and beat his ass

the worst part of you working at blizzard now is that I don't get to see you go rabid over any reveals since you obviously already knew about them but I'm glad to see there's still some of that old school mizliz content on my tl

I rly like the new fire starter

The water in Pokémon Winds & Waves

The water in Pokémon Winds & Waves, with a Wingull in the foreground.

A trainer looking over the water in Pokémon Winds & Waves

Shallow water in Pokémon Winds & Waves

game freak really went "yeah our water looked bad in previous games. we know. we're sorry"

Some bot account complaining about pronouns in bio shit. I asked the bot to write a poem about pangolins and it did

It happened again

A bipedal red fox paints a rainbow across the sky. They have a determined look on their face. To the right of the rainbow are segments of text from newspaper articles about grim news for LGBTQIA+ folks, especially trans folks. On the left, there are flowers on the ground, with butterflies flittering about. The discouraging words are illegible faint smudges. Artist: BriarhideIllust

Persist against all odds

I listen to the radio during work because I know I'd grow sick of any Spotify playlist I put on eventually and honestly it's pretty great, I can focus on my work without having to micromanage my music and the only downside is that sometimes I'm forced to listen to Jelly Roll

Every time someone tells me something positive about something I've made it makes my week

A few weeks ago I had a random "how hard could it be" thought that ended in me porting this to Android! It's on the play store and everything! Enjoy!

play.google.com/store/apps/d...

I know I'll probably be the only one to mention it but the fact that they took Infinity Train off streaming and made it unavailable anywhere... If it could be saved by dropout I'll sell my soul for that

Whoa who made this render??