high in the 60s in chicago
that Oberon is about to hit my hand like Mjolnir
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high in the 60s in chicago
that Oberon is about to hit my hand like Mjolnir
staying up late tonight to read the bad posts so nobody else has to. eating the bad tweets -- the tweater, if you will.
Keeps Arena from putting a bunch of triggers that would just fizzle on the stack when tokens die
The world could be such a nice place if we allowed it. It's all so goddamn unnecessary. There's no need for any of it. It's so beautiful here. It should be so cool to be alive
The US and Israel are bombing Iran. Anyone reporting it as βpreventiveβ is engaging in propaganda, by definition. There is no interpretation of whatβs happening as anything else than a crime.
You donβt have to like the Iranian regime to understand why this is bad.
The government should try doing something that's nice and helps people
i'm running for president on the platform that Alysa Liu should be allowed to kill two men who post cringe about her online every week
This week, the Story Circle reconvenes to hear the tale of Barrinalo, a scribe who will one day leave his mark on the face of Dominaria.
We present "For Want of Ink" by Paul B. Thompson, read by Christopher Wilson, from the 2002 anthology Secrets of Magic.
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A Magicβ’ fantasy classic brought to life by the excellent narration of @cjwvoice.com!
The CEO of Farts asked people to stop using the word "shit" for ASS- generated content.
making Movie Magic today
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You do not have to give electeds credit for seeing the way the wind is blowing and starting to push back the tiniest bit against this regime now that it will look very bad otherwise.
You DO have to hold them accountable for not listening to basic sense until now.
Nuremberg trials for ICE is the moderate position
ICE out of existence NOW.
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Every ICE officer should be tried for crimes against humanity.
When you do things:
Leave. your phone. at home.
As a classics nerd, I find most of the "historical accuracy" discussion about Nolan's Odyssey online extremely boring and lazy, even when it's "true."
My one line in the sand is that if Damon isn't buck-ass naked when he starts killing the suitors, everyone involved in making this movie is a coward
nefarious possibilities...
Transported once again to their own time, Asius, Cal, and Tamina must reckon with the way their world has been transformed in their absence. Cal finds a path forward, Asius opens up, and Tamina gets a sick new sword.
You can make 999,999,999 dollars a year and every dollar after that goes straight to taxes/public funds. We'll give you a fancy hat or something to symbolize your victory over capitalism, but no more billionaires. We have moved past the need for billionaires.
Incredible what you find when you start looking for data on the "white men can't get jobs anymore" phenomenon
www.peoplespolicyproject.org/2025/12/17/w...
ECHO CHAMBER
Premiering January 1st
A paranormal heist set in the swinging '60s, Echo Chamber is a Blades '68 miniseries releasing monthly and simultaneously on each show's Patreon!
a metric ton of the magic the gathering card βShoot the Sheriffβ
that sheriff better watch his back
Larian is really out here squandering a generational quantity of good will...