Intrusive Thot

Did they really? Lmao

Harper to the judge: "Your driver's license doesn't list your height and weight at birth. It doesn't list where you used to live. It identifies who you are now."

I always wanted the job the guys were doing. Their jobs had autonomy. Women’s jobs only had responsibility. I couldn’t articulate that at the time but that’s what it was.

Things I know to be true irrespective of reality:
she calls everyone “Honey”
the vanity plate on her C class is DVRCHM
She used to sell Mary Kay

I love her

nothing like minding your sleepy business and then having to square up against a sudden reflection or surprising coat rack to remind you that your brain might be be your dumbest organ.

I achieved a standing broad jump record seeing an unexpected reflection during a nighttime bathroom trip.

Do you know what kind of pain yoo experience while dying from a tooth infection?

Pleased As A Punk in Boys' Town: Black Gay Carrying On

Clarence Thomas’s postman could do the funniest thing

Yes, 1password is raising its price, but you really expect me to use something named KeepAss?

you know what is going to happen when I ask my roasting family to set up KeePass?

lmaooooooooooo

Imagine getting murked by Canada while you were fucking around at belle isle and everyone was just like 🤷🏾‍♂️

we have abducted another head of state and are killing random boaters and it’s not ongoing breaking news. we should interrupt things with breaking news every time people are murdered by the government without due proces. Each time is as bad as the first. Worse!

I'm not sure Veep would have tried to pull this ridiculous storyline off.

Brandi does such important research. First, it was her documentation of Naomi Campbell's consistent proximity to evil, and now that Pony may be THE ice skating song.

I can't tell if this is parody or not.

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The Misuses of the University - Public Books Have the funds that might have trained the next generation of scholars at the nation’s first research university have been blown on ostentatious new buildings?

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It was a reply to Karen Attiah’s reality tv post. I think reality tv not only takes away from more deeply written shows, the caliber of commentary it creates is also cheapened.

I deleted a post because upon re-read it didn’t make the point I wanted it to and was not clear.

"...NYS must help fix NYC’s structural gaps, BUT the Mayor & Council must protect services. Options: Raise revenue from corporate lawbreakers like in our “Make ‘Em Pay” campaign & rein in uniformed overtime. New York City voters voted for a government that taxes the rich and invests in people."

S/O to Laila Edwards for becoming the FIRST EVER BLACK AMERICAN hockey gold medalist!!!! 🙂‍↕️✊🏾✊🏽✊🏿🥇

If I send you this, it means I know I did it, I’m not sorry, and I’ll be back to do it again

I guess that’s basically what those state fallbacks are. I think a lot of Florida and California are basically there.

Today I learned about Excess and Surplus risk (E&S), the insurance you get when you are too high risk for standard/admitted market. Think rodeos, carnivals, air shows, but also school buses, security guards, and car shops. There are underwriters who specialize in NASCAR.

Now I'm tearing up because I never thanked him for teaching us calculus while teaching us physics and what a powerful learning tool simple experiments could be and letting us play street fighter in class after the AP test was over.

Mr. John, my HS physics teacher, taught us relative velocity and angular velocity and at the start of both lessons we were really skeptical. Then, after doing experiments, we were not only convinced but had a framework for thinking about the concepts. Truck video would have been cool too.

I mean fine, if this is what it takes to get them to wipe good, because straight women are fighting for their lives in the streak trenches.

I am trying to make it through Cyberpunk 2077 but I think it just might not be for me. Major story quests on rails, soooo many cut scenes and “drives”, and kinda thin gameplay. The UI isn’t completely atrocious but it’s not great either.
BG3 really ruined me.

In true American fashion I was like “is this about Gavin Newsom?”

AND THAT‘S ON BLACK HISTORY MONTH

So happy for her! and a BHMFBG? You wouldn’t be able to tell me a goddamned thing.

“Oh I’m sorry, were you First Black Gold during Black History Month, because you are making a lot of demands”
“Sir, everyone has to show their Costco membership”

Shirley Chisolm standing next to Major Owens, both smiling broadly.

Major Owens was a librarian who helped found the NY Social Responsibilities Round Table. He went on to become a NY State Senator and then a US Rep, following Shirley Chisolm. He shepherded the Americans with Disabilities Act through the House. #BlackHistoryMonth
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