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Davis Ray Sickmon, Jr

@midnightryder.com

Software developer, sometimes funny, sometimes rennie, general PITA. #Follow for... whatever.

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Your yearly reminder as temperatures drop:

25.10.2025 22:43 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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#1001badjokes and puns 334 - I’m 1/3d of the way through :-). Meanwhile, and #apple #joke for those might not be a fan of #trump ;-) #viral

25.10.2025 16:28 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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#1001badjokes and puns 333: Trade conventions are way more interesting than you might expect. #viral #jokes #fup #sanitation

23.10.2025 21:39 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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My least favorite #contentcreator tactic - the β€œstop scrolling!” appeal. It’s worse than β€œlike and follow for part two”. #viral #stopscrolling

17.10.2025 15:09 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

16.10.2025 00:03 πŸ‘ 26 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Time for an #adhd #story - there’s and association between adhd and #music, additionally an association between adhd and learning new things - then promptly moving on when the #novelty wore off :-)

16.10.2025 00:10 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Go give blood - it can help save lives. #bloodselfie #giveblood #redcross

14.10.2025 19:03 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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06.10.2025 00:09 πŸ‘ 70 πŸ” 60 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1
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Another #wedding #officiant day - always a good day :-) (β€œClean shirt, new shoes…” ZZ-Top’s β€˜Sharp Dressed Man’ came on during the drive over - because my old shirt is way too large and my shoes were scuffed, I replaced them both last night, and I was definitely feeling the tune ;-) )

10.10.2025 20:45 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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#1001badjokes and puns 330 - #rocknroll may be old, but it never forgets… #fyp #joke #rock

06.10.2025 22:14 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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#1001badjokes and puns 329: This really do happen, though it was most likely just random timing. Still sort of disturbing πŸ™‚ #workout #fitness #jokes

05.10.2025 20:07 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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The almost return of #1001badjokes and #puns, with a focus on original jokes - I suppose I can teach #facebook #ai bot posters some new, not racist ones in the process.

04.10.2025 21:17 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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03.10.2025 02:56 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Hello my friend… yes, I’m back to being active on #tiktok (and back to posting videos in other places). Just sayin’ #hello this time, and I’ll get into what I’ll I’m up to later. Hope all is well :-) #fyp (of course there’s not actually a fyp on BlueSky ;-) )

03.10.2025 02:10 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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fter the brief power outage, and the fact that it wasn’t raining today, decided to catch up on what I needed to get done for @greatplainsrenfest.com - mostly done with my new fling-o-matic toy for the Siege Engine Contest :-) #catapult #renfest #ict

19.09.2025 01:11 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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The #neighborhood #watch in action. #cats

13.09.2025 13:48 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Quick reminder: give blood. #redcross #blood

15.08.2025 18:58 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Saw Naked Gun. My spoiler free review: if you loved Naked Gun, you’ll love Naked Gun. #nakedgun

01.08.2025 17:23 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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This is, without question…my favorite post from 2025:

20.07.2025 22:23 πŸ‘ 10240 πŸ” 3064 πŸ’¬ 240 πŸ“Œ 126
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Sit down on the couch with my laptop, and Pixie comes up and wants to sit on my lap, so I move the laptop for her. She sits on my lap for a moment, then moves over to the laptop, cause the laptop was warmer and more interesting. Now I have an empty lap and no laptop. #cats

21.07.2025 00:21 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Name one company with a platform capable of the job that everyone is going to agree on. I’ll wait.

I guess we can all throw our phones in the trash and just starting β€œwriting pictures” on stone tablets again.

20.07.2025 18:51 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Apparently I was gone too long - I’ve got one #cat in my lap giving me the stink eye, and one waiting her turn to get in my lap. #cats

19.07.2025 22:44 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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So my #weightloss secret was… well, there really isn’t one. Eat less, workout, and got control of my bloodsugar. #diabetes #type2

19.07.2025 20:40 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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#davissaysgoodmorning - I know it’s been a while, but, #goodmorning, annoy your #monday! Hope everyone is doing well :-)

14.07.2025 15:00 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I've been a fan of Bunny for a bit now - cool that they've had fun with their Discord community (which I'm not actually on :-) )

10.06.2025 16:01 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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After I finished a wedding today, I got gifted this cup πŸ™‚. Now all you other officiants gonna have to take two steps back, β€˜cause I’m the best ever ;-)

17.05.2025 18:56 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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So I thought it would fun to snag a pic of Gigi being cute and hanging out on the back of my office chair. However, wrong camera settings, and it went from creepy to slightly demonic kitty. #cats

16.05.2025 22:39 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Last yearI basically got my rain barrels for free because of the Water Conservation Rebates. The City of #Wichita has started the program again which includes rain barrels, but includes other water conservation things like toilet changes. #conservation #water #cool

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24.04.2025 22:20 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

ADHD hyperfocus is a hell of a drug.

20.04.2025 23:28 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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#1001badjokes and #puns #328: 80's #golf pants are some of the most hideously awesome uses of fabric ever. #fyp #foryoupage #funnyvideo #jokes

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