Just tell him you know what's also obese, this dick.
12.03.2026 11:50
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Just tell him you know what's also obese, this dick.
Some monogamous people will look you in the eye as they see a 10 year old polyamorous or an open-relationship break up and say, "See, I told you these didn't work".
He's not my father your honor, he's a 3000 year old dragon in the body of my father, so technically
[CW: Incest] Anyway the car is fixed... Just relax for a bit Dad~😈
2026 fursona guidelines
quadro 1 - atrás de alguns prédios quadrados duas crianças olham pra cima e gritam "um monstro" "vai destruir tudo". Um lagarto gigante meio godzilla está se aproximando, com expressão neutra, e se volta para elas. quadro 2 - "Perdão, não quis assustar", diz o lagartão com olhar sereno. "Estou só de passagem, não vou destruir suas casas", completa. quadro 3 - "Casa o carai", grita a menina. "É tudo datacenter", o garoto explica, enquanto o lagartão se aproxima pra ver Último quadro - O lagartão e as duas crianças pulando felizes sobre os escombros de pedra, fios e computadores em pedaços
Não vou destruir suas casas - desde que me assinem e recebam 5 tiras como essa por semana por apenas 5 real catarse.me/linhadotrem
You've ever fucked with a buddy till you pass out the way I did with @vaynard.bsky.social 's Dom?
No bug can defeat you!
oop, lost connection, gonna try to fix it
[WoW] Draenei / Orc [2]
Do not wake a Draenei in the morning against his will, ESPECIALLY if he has morning bone...
Jovmir @jovmir.bsky.social
Jovmir VA (daenei) @dusk_infinity(twitter)
Vemi'Taro VA (orc) @voidslutva.bsky.social
SFX by @spicygaydog.bsky.social
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If you ever get mpregged, remember there's always a plan B, the hello kitty abortion clinic will be there for you.
I guess I do gotta get up and do things...
Today is a stay in bed and fuck all day for me
Gnolls gangbang Soren for his next commission
Re9 comic Grace and Leon on opposites site of a gate Leon: Don't worry, you'll be fine Leon: You know how to suplex a guy, right? Grace: umm... no... Leon: oh... but you can parry a chainsaw, yeah? Grace: what?! no!!! Leon, walking away concerned: "oh... well, good luck anyway" Grace looks very sad and pathetic
smh what are they teaching kids these days? 😕 #re9
This person should just go outside for a minute.
Nostalgia is a weapon. You don’t miss the early 2000s, you miss being a stupid child. You want to be stupid again. You want your parents to take care of you. You are 12.
Consider after the french revolution, Napoleon was the Emperor of France for 15 years, then there was a monarch restoration for 30+ years, then the second republic of France failed when a second Napoleon declared himself emperor for 20 more years...
Tim bits gone wild
Commentary: Anyone Else Have Those Weird Dreams Where Sobbing Future Generations Beg You To Change Course?
"Credit to the artist" is kind of a foul thing to repost, it's like you're reading an article and then person who wrote it says "Citation to whatever book/paper I read it from".
All that real estate...
I think he was 17, but he never questions whenever the group he is in is right, even when he gets his wife killed he says he'll keep fighting until the revolution happens, and even later when Shishio comes back he still fights to keep the status quo alive.
hrothgar expression practic…
Wanna show this crouching @throttlesboi.bsky.social (tiger) your hidden dragon?
