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I made a crossword

The best tech survives on donations. The worst on attention.

The cloak piping is exquisite. I haven’t had the courage to attempt it yet.

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A product banner for PostHog, some SaaS that didn’t do enough market research before choosing a name.

I wonder if ALF uses them?

Turns out lawlessness is not a winning strategy. See you at Nuremberg 2.0

Obvious COINTELPRO to present the masses with inferior sound quality and musicianship to prevent adoption.

(Edit: Should have made a Link plays the Ocarina in front of the crypt joke before)

Ummmm ackshually it needs to be the Streetlight Manifesto version or he rises as a zombie to fight Khrushchev

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We hope we'll see you in the arena.

theyre just all so fucking stupid and we were told we had to be respectful and treat their stupid fucking opinions seriously even though we knew its all bull shit and now here we are

“Thank you for getting rid of Saddam. The world is a safer place today be—hold on, I’m getting word about something called ISIS.”

I read this while listening to Pulp - Common People

most shockingly of all, the alien craft was reportedly adorned with a sort of bumper sticker that said "Earth Hoes Cant Fuck"

"Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired signifies, in the final sense, a theft from those who hunger and are not fed, those who are cold and are not clothed."

-Dwight D. Eisenhower, 1953

This War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast Region And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti-Americanism vs. No It Won’t

I can't fucking believe we're doing this again.

When you were a kid, did you ever meet another kid who was clearly out of their mind, and incredibly troubled and destructive, who made you really uncomfortable to be around, and you just hoped that they would grow up to… Not be like that?

And then they grew up to be even worse?

As a native Las Vegan, the first episode was freaking hilarious. Approved!

Spending packages that don’t change the deficit only require 51 votes to pass. Which is the only type of spending bill passing this shit show of a Senate. So, practically, it’s right.

But I agree that the general case, “We have to choose!” is dumb and wrong.

the party that wants to require ID to vote abruptly invalidating a thousand people’s IDs overnight seems like a pretty giant flashing red light

Brother KH-970 with control box, pristine

Bless you, estate sale person not wanting to deal with knitting machines. This Brother KH-970 looks like we went back in time and picked it up with the Tardis

There are at least 17 people I need to send this to. Which will kick off a wave of MOOOOO jokes on every phone call for the next week

Black and white photo of a crowd of Germans in 1936 doing a Nazi salute with one guy in the center with his arms folded, not doing it.

A chav’s “bruhv” is short for “beloved”.

Wait. Is Joseph in Egypt a subversion of the scheming vizier trope?

My understanding of biblical textual origins is incredibly weak, but Semitic authors Forrest Gumping through Levantine politics with their founding narrative stories is a pretty hilarious thought.

If Knitting Comfortably (or the crochet equivalent) isn’t working for you, then a machine hobby might be for you.

The big flatbeds are actually an affordable hobby if you start with a thrifted machine and learn from there. It’s a whole new world to learn.

This was a friend’s solution to carpal tunnel pain. RSIs are no joke.

An email from Disney+. The summary reads “we’re updating our subscriber agreement”.

Pray we do not update it further

‘No one deserves this’: Beaverton father dies after deportation to Mexico A Beaverton family is grieving after the father, who was detained and deported by ICE, has now died.

This 53 year old man who lived in my neighborhood w/no criminal record & who had been in the US for 30 years, was detained and thrown into a cold cell for days, caught pneumonia and COVID there and deported.

He finally died.

I am so angry.
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Welcome to Costco. I love you.