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πŸ’š @tulzscha.bsky.social πŸ’™ 🍀 pt-br/en β€’ personal space 🦐 rhythm games β€’ outros videojogos β€’ menes β€’ merdaskeetagem β€’ random nonsense https://shrmp0.com.br β€’ passo mais tempo na internet do que deveria

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usar youtube no pelo Γ© impossΓ­vel (no celular, menos ainda), o site foi tao enshitificado que tem que usar mil extensΓ΅es praquilo ali ser menos pior

12.03.2026 01:42 πŸ‘ 74 πŸ” 12 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 8
Mr. Valve, the mascot for Valve known for having a Valve on the back of his head.
HEADLINE: Valve Guy Also Unsure What It Does.

Mr. Valve, the mascot for Valve known for having a Valve on the back of his head. HEADLINE: Valve Guy Also Unsure What It Does.

Like many fans, Valve Software employee and logo mascot Mr. Valve knows not what the valve on the back of his noggin is for.
paletteswap.site/dif...

07.03.2026 19:20 πŸ‘ 340 πŸ” 83 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 2

Γ‰ a mesma coisa em praticamente todo o sul global... mas Γ© sempre algo surprendente pra gringo de paΓ­s rico

A histΓ³ria dos video games Γ© contada por gente q nΓ£o conhece isso, a gente nΓ£o tΓ‘ nela. NΓ£o tem lanhouse, locadora de jogo, modchip, MMO coreano, pirataria, etc... sΓ³ vai ter se a gente botar

23.02.2026 23:39 πŸ‘ 214 πŸ” 55 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

eu nΓ£o estava esperando encontrar feijΓ£o de leite, fricassΓͺ de frango e receber uma proposta de emprego quando o dia comeΓ§ou

21.02.2026 01:19 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
a picture of a Konami Python 2, which is composed of a literal, entire, retail PlayStation 2 console, case and all - exactly the same unit as you'd buy at a store. the PS2 is surrounded by some custom boards, and framed inside a metal box (meant to go inside an arcade cabinet). it looks ridiculously funny.

a picture of a Konami Python 2, which is composed of a literal, entire, retail PlayStation 2 console, case and all - exactly the same unit as you'd buy at a store. the PS2 is surrounded by some custom boards, and framed inside a metal box (meant to go inside an arcade cabinet). it looks ridiculously funny.

the Konami Python 2 will always be the peak of mid-2000s arcadejank to me

imagine being an arcade tech back then, and you finally receive the kit to upgrade your cab from DDR SuperNOVA to SuperNOVA 2, so you open the case to get at the disc drive, and you're met face-to-face with this:

18.02.2026 16:55 πŸ‘ 1649 πŸ” 746 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 0
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posting it here too cus this is rly cool

19.02.2026 21:32 πŸ‘ 46 πŸ” 14 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 5
the magical elf frieren casts a spell to conjure a field of flowers, which appear around her feet as a glowing light sparkles around her

the magical elf frieren casts a spell to conjure a field of flowers, which appear around her feet as a glowing light sparkles around her

a useless spell

07.01.2026 20:29 πŸ‘ 1403 πŸ” 342 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 0
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17.02.2026 06:27 πŸ‘ 399 πŸ” 142 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 9
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16.02.2026 23:41 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I bet there's zero correlation between AI code being pushed everywhere and half of the internet crashing every other week.

16.02.2026 13:48 πŸ‘ 260 πŸ” 69 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 3
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Have I Been Pwned: APOIA.se Data Breach In December 2025, a database of the Brazilian crowdfunding platform APOIA.se was posted to an online forum. In January 2026, the company confirmed it had suffered a data breach. The incident exposed 4...

New breach: Brazilian crowdfunding platform APOIA[.]se was breached in December 2025. Impacted data included 451k unique email addresses, along with names and physical addresses. 79% were already in @haveibeenpwned.com . Read more: haveibeenpwned.com/Breach/APOIAse

16.02.2026 07:39 πŸ‘ 100 πŸ” 65 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 37
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Free PC Games - The Best For The Broke

Added a few more little bits to my Big Free Games List. Unreal Tournament 2004, a fan-made Twisted Metal and Barfy's Adventure, a community-run (Mario Maker-ish) 2D platformer with lots of custom stuff.

16.02.2026 09:16 πŸ‘ 62 πŸ” 20 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

Meu hot take sobre isso Γ©:

NΓ£o adianta reclamar sobre IA fazerem obras sem alma, se vocΓͺs exigem que toda obra seja exatamente igual e nΓ£o permitem que o autor tenha real liberdade sobre sua criaΓ§Γ£o, inclusive no ritmo.

A criaΓ§Γ£o jΓ‘ estava algoritmada ANTES dos modelos de linguagem.

13.02.2026 13:20 πŸ‘ 210 πŸ” 84 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 11

JΓ‘ podem depositar 829 trilhΓ΅es na minha conta acreditando que eu irei revolucionar o mundo

11.02.2026 18:46 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Wanna see the guy piloting this play ace combat 7

08.02.2026 17:56 πŸ‘ 818 πŸ” 120 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 0

I'd like to add that like in all industries, when we stop understanding how our tools work, we become entirely dependent on the corporate entities that own the mold. We are trading the ability to build and repair for the convenience of being permanent tenants in someone else's infrastructure/subs.

05.02.2026 17:29 πŸ‘ 1108 πŸ” 477 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 5

Life is a series of updates without patch notes.

05.02.2026 22:56 πŸ‘ 23 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Stick figure body shaming meme. Figure 1, you, aiming body shaming at person 2, person you don't like but will never care (And this is still applicable even if that person does care). Person 2 has shield deflecting body shaming Ray to figure three, person you care about with the same trait who now knows you think they're ugly

Stick figure body shaming meme. Figure 1, you, aiming body shaming at person 2, person you don't like but will never care (And this is still applicable even if that person does care). Person 2 has shield deflecting body shaming Ray to figure three, person you care about with the same trait who now knows you think they're ugly

03.02.2026 05:50 πŸ‘ 93 πŸ” 29 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 10
A downy woodpecker sits on a spruce on a sunny winter day. "Ahh... Febuary" it says. Close up on it correcting "Febrary" then "Febberary..." then finally "Frebrury"

A downy woodpecker sits on a spruce on a sunny winter day. "Ahh... Febuary" it says. Close up on it correcting "Febrary" then "Febberary..." then finally "Frebrury"

Ferbruary #oldknees

01.02.2026 20:15 πŸ‘ 15228 πŸ” 4786 πŸ’¬ 102 πŸ“Œ 103
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My politics

31.01.2026 20:09 πŸ‘ 7087 πŸ” 1643 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 31
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Preciso de mais nada com uma vista dessas πŸ₯°

30.01.2026 22:31 πŸ‘ 112 πŸ” 38 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 12

Eu nΓ£o aguento mais fazer cadastro tudo Γ© cadastro qualquer coisinha que tu vai fazer hoje Γ© cadastro tu quer comprar uma bala no farol tem que fazer 3 cadastro login qrcode reconhecimento facial pelo amor de deus eu sΓ³ quero uma bala pq eu tenho que fazer cadastro Γ© sΓ³ uma balinha de iogurte

29.01.2026 19:45 πŸ‘ 349 πŸ” 135 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 10
Meme do Timmy Turner rezando enquanto diz "please god let this happen because it would be so fucking funny"

Meme do Timmy Turner rezando enquanto diz "please god let this happen because it would be so fucking funny"

29.01.2026 22:16 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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recorded a Windows 95 full disk defrag to soothe your timeline.

29.01.2026 09:48 πŸ‘ 2823 πŸ” 923 πŸ’¬ 76 πŸ“Œ 121

Elevadores sΓ£o sΓ³ telas de loading do mundo real

Imagina acreditar que vc entra numa caixa no primeiro andar de um prΓ©dio e sai no sΓ©timo, acorda pra vida bicho, Γ© sΓ³ o mundo renderizando o sΓ©timo andar pra vc

28.01.2026 18:33 πŸ‘ 601 πŸ” 180 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 22
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Galera da pirataria e conservaΓ§Γ£o de games, acho que vocΓͺs vΓ£o gostar de saber disso aqui.

Hype demais pqp.

Link: ps3-pro.github.io/PSN-Content/...

28.01.2026 12:57 πŸ‘ 288 πŸ” 138 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 8

Foda. Knuckles pra mim jΓ‘ tem cara de que tomaria aqueles red bois "ediΓ§Γ£o limitada" com algum sabor aleatΓ³rio que tem o mesmo gosto de remΓ©dio que qualquer Red Bull

28.01.2026 20:10 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Eu particularmente acho que ele tem cara de que preferiria o monster branco

28.01.2026 18:12 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
YOU are listening to AI-generated Video Game Music, Please Stop
YOU are listening to AI-generated Video Game Music, Please Stop YouTube video by Nuclear [NUKELEDGE]

25-minute video by Nukeledge walking through the wave of A.I. slop VGM β€œremixes”

youtu.be/D1-7DPkNAh0

We’ll stay over here with real music created by real musicians.

A.I. music doesn’t involve real skill or development.

youtube.com/ocremix

26.01.2026 17:57 πŸ‘ 806 πŸ” 412 πŸ’¬ 18 πŸ“Œ 19