Hazel

RT if $3000 would literally change your life

so you get paid to like, set stuff on fire? that rules.

''Ermmm it's unprofessional to talk about ''politics'', you'll lose followers!''

Oh shit my bad, here let me say this instead-
Fuck ICE
Fuck MAGA
Free Palestine
Trans rights
Black lives matter

I could give two fucks if people unfollow, i'm not here to surround myself by bigots.

also i watched a real person movie too! Now You See Me, i really enjoyed this one it was just a fun magician heist movie with a fun cast of characters

Pokemon Movie 3: This is the first pokemon movie on this list that i’d consider being actually good, actually pleasantly surprised by this one

A fabricated statement from Nintendo of America's Twitter account addressing a fictitious scenario in which the Earth's oxygen supply is presumed to be depleting at a rapid pace, leaving humanity with mere days to live. "This is Miyamoto. On behalf of everyone who is employed at Nintendo Co. LTD and its subsidiaries, we deeply mourn the countless human lives which will be lost due to the depletion of the global oxygen supply. To anyone who has ever played one of our games, we are eternally grateful to have created long-lasting fun and memories for you. To ease the suffering of families and children across the world, the Mario Kart World game for the Nintendo Switch 2 system will be available as a free download on Nintendo eShop for the foreseeable future. We hope this small gesture of kindness will ease the pain as humanity prepares for a worst-case scenario." The statement is distastefully plastered with logos for Nintendo and Nintendo Switch 2, as well as with a render of Mario from Mario Kart World.

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. John Default Profile Picture: "No one read this statement and thought it was distasteful? Why did Miyamoto think this would help anyone?" NintenDeen: "Simple: Nintendo is so depraved that they'd exploit a global crisis to boost the player count of the failed Mario Kart World and force consumers back into the Switch 2 ecosystem to boost sales and player numbers."

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. PlayStation Nation: "What the fuck are you doing falsely advertising sales during these trying times? I went to the website and Mario Kart World is still selling for $80 USD." Kremling Kevin: "If you actually read the statement, it clearly says the discount is available on Nintendo eShop. Meaning the application on the Switch 2 itself, not the web browser version." PlayStation Nation: "Point still stands."

A fabricated Tweet responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. Isaboner: "Nothing for Switch 1 owners?"

Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not

somehow still slowly going through the pokemon movies too. Jirachi. this was definitely a pokemon movie experience

putting this here before i forget but i am still playing though post game content; Pokemon Black 2. Might be peak. I may be a gen 5 glazer now

a furry character (my sona, they/them) is lying down on a sofa (seen from above). they are pulling down their own pair of black shorts and revealing themselves to the viewer.. they're visibly a little high - blushing and sweating. they're laughing, and there's several text bubbles next to them that are surrounded by giggles. The text reads: "you perv!! i bet.. youd wanna pull all this right off... right?"

theyre a little intoxicated..🤭

Trans athletes may not have fitness advantage in women’s sport, landmark study finds Findings suggest physical performance in trans women converges toward that of cis women over time

A new systematic review has found that trans women on HRT have the same level of fitness as cis women and don't retain any advantage in sports.

www.independent.co.uk/news/science...

oh yeah i watched this one too. it was fiiine

i finished the dlc for Pokemon ZA (at least the main story, not in the mood to grind missions for legendaries) and it was pretty good. but that’s not what this is about. i thought in honor of this we should watch the Pokemon Movie: Hoopa Clash of Ages, which was a REALLY stupid movie

Midnight Burger. right now i’m specifically referring to season 3 and it’s supplementary spinoff, however the entire show so far has been amazing and i recommend it highly

i never got to post in hatena personally, but scrolling through there was the highlight of my dsi era

Pat request
Calling all wobblers

i genuinely had the most fun i ever had in this game tonight, at least as far as turf war goes. i don’t play #splatoon much anymore but please if someone from this team somehow sees this please message me i need y’alls discord or something 😭
this is a cry for help

this is gonna be a thread of most every media i consume this year, be it video games, movies, shows, music, etc. mostly as a way just to keep track of what i actually *do* this year. and it seems fun.

Starting it off with a classic, I replayed Ocarina of Time on real hardware this year

i never though about this before so i will take this as homework and report back later 🫡

i love the middle one’s energy

fluffy boobs!!

happy birthday 🎉

i would love nothing more than to inspect the flat fox,,,,

Rosa (and donuts!)

Nessa enjoying the water

Rosa & Nessa sketches

i love rosa!!

embarrass your girlfriend

value practice (i just wanted to draw flat chested dawn)

textless versions

pokemon yuri

now i’m extra invested