LarryEDVickers

To be fair.... unless it is their zeroth its actually happy anniversary.

My first time travel would be to go back 25 years and give myself the time machine.

The merfolk use a different written language than the land dwellers, which was translated for the viewer.
Also she couldn't do a goddamn thing without the fish, crab and bird doing literally everything.
- Answer pulled from ass

Legally changing my first name to larry (um.. actually its "larry" not Larry...larry lowercase) to constantly correct people and be as annoying and dickish as possible.

Todays "Trust me bro" fact of the day: Waldo was a defective secret agent and we were being used in an effort by the underground belly of the government to find him.

When giving birth you should always eat the placenta.
Enjoy the fruit of your labour.

Alas, I am reminded each day.....

Lego is just a sex toy unimagined.

I am Stupify'd

Y’all mind if a white boy does a little unreliable narrating

*Gestures grandly t'wards the podium

Could be there are fig trees not producing there........

If bluesky had a smell, it would smell like wet cat food and strawberry cheesecake e-juice.

Thanks.

And now YOU CAN!

For anyone who needs to hear it.

Pattern is pronounced Pat+turn
If you pronounce it Pat-er-in I hate your damn guts.

Massive saga, about Jackin' Diane,
Perverted kid strokin' it, across all the lands.....

Chatgpt response to what is love?

I think AI just passed the Turing Test.........

Pro Parenting Tip:
If your child catches you eating cookies for breakfast because you forgot to hide in the pantry, you can deploy a cloud of cinnamon as a smoke screen for your escape.

Don't say shit like this.... if she takes her one hand out of her pocket it is armageddon......

Helicopters also deploy humans randomly then leave forever so........

me: if i had kids, i’d be such a helicopter mom

you: you DO have kids

me: WHAT

Space heaters are a stupid idea, it is so hard to heat space, there is no atmosphere.

I think they are buried in the Marcy Playground.

Question: Are the people on the one side worth the same number of points.....

Yeah what is wrong with u eh?

It has come to my attention that my loud coworker is days away from having a nuclear weapon

Haters being true to themselves....

XD

Be like the Flintstones and put bees in it