...or preparing to take the reins...
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...or preparing to take the reins...
NPR
Has just published some previously missing Epstein
documents regarding Trump. Files Included. Please Repost
www.npr.org/2026/03/05/n...
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That verse yes. I had some help with remaining verses.
Verse 6
So Noem was sent to a role that was new
A "Shield" for the West, with a very small crew
Special Envoy she’ll be, in a job made for her
While the world says good riddance to the "ICE Barbie" blur.
Chorus
Noem, Noem, Noem, Noem
Time to pack up and head back to home.
Verse 5
Then entered a man from the Oklahoma state
Markwayne was his name, and he wouldn't wait
A warrior of MAGA, an MMA pro
To take over the desk and to run the whole show.
Verse 4
This star drew the heat of a Minnesota night
Where agents used force and ignited a fight
Two citizens fell, and the public did cry
When she called them "terrorists" without knowing why.
Chorus
Noem, Noem, Noem, Noem
Time to pack up and head back to home.
Verse 3
And by the light of that same bright star
She bought luxury jets to travel quite far
With private bedrooms and gold-plated trim
Till the Senate committees grew weary and grim.
Verse 2
She looked to the South and she saw a bright star
A campaign of ads that she’d taken too far
Two hundred million on billboards and screens
While she rode on a horse through the South Dakota scenes.
The First Noem
(To the tune of "The First Noel")
Verse 1
Kirsti Noem the President did say
Was great but for things she would do and would say
Employed to protect the US border
Keeping the line and maintaining the order.
Chorus
Noem, Noem, Noem, Noem
Time to pack up and head back to home.
Good day everybody! 🐶👶🏼
I could give her a fat jab, but I've got standards don't you know 😂
...and the award for worst headline goes to ...
That's our pensions fucked. Cheers to the shitty orange turd.
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Tog Gun: the outtakes
Messages aren't always conscious or verbal. Can still be clear though...
The NYT style guide
I hate how accurate this tweet is.
Morning Shosh.
Triple espresso please.
A phallic shaped cactus with a bulbous red end
...and that is how it got the name "prick"
Very interesting point made here
They don't like oils. Peppermint, orange, lemon. You could create a spray mister and do the whole shelf.
Ooh 'eck.
A few drops of lavender oil on the shelf keeps them at bay and smells nice too!
You've yet to meet anyone worthy?
Quality 👏
This is so true 😂
Farquad 😂 so true
