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[redacted] housewarming: https://throne.com/itsmorticia $MorticiaRN A black cat who loves horror Definitely not a witch Lifts heavy stone she/her

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Exactly

06.03.2026 04:37 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Running outside on the woods helped me a lot with it too

06.03.2026 04:37 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My life is so uncertain right now and the freedom to do whatever I want with it is terrifying because I have no idea what I want

06.03.2026 04:36 πŸ‘ 69 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 0

I had a moment of sadness and panic for my future and couldn't quite pull myself out of it until I threw some weights around and it helped some

06.03.2026 04:33 πŸ‘ 130 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 0

Everybody gets hit with Body Stuff, but white women and the thinness thing is just diabolical. Like…they want y’all to look you’ve been surviving off cotton balls soaked in milk and roach carcasses.

04.03.2026 15:51 πŸ‘ 2141 πŸ” 209 πŸ’¬ 115 πŸ“Œ 47

You did it AGAIN

06.03.2026 04:29 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A split panel shows Frog and Toad, each in their own beds, turning out the light and going to sleep.

From "The Surprise"
In *Frog and Toad All Year*

A split panel shows Frog and Toad, each in their own beds, turning out the light and going to sleep. From "The Surprise" In *Frog and Toad All Year*

That night Frog and Toad were both happy when they each turned out the light and went to bed.

03.03.2026 11:37 πŸ‘ 677 πŸ” 114 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 2

If your humpmaxxing it's a bactrian

06.03.2026 04:15 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

"Same," I type, as I am 2 hours past my bedtime

06.03.2026 04:14 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Why are you like this

06.03.2026 04:13 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

You can't ask that!

06.03.2026 04:11 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ’™

06.03.2026 04:11 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My morning repost. (Sorry again about filing your TL with these). I understand if you unfollow me

16.02.2026 13:31 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

Y’all Come Eat! πŸ€ͺβ€οΈπŸ‘πŸΎ

05.03.2026 20:39 πŸ‘ 169 πŸ” 35 πŸ’¬ 52 πŸ“Œ 1

Who up rawdogging they camel milk

06.03.2026 04:05 πŸ‘ 83 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 1

Cool so he's 10 yrs old

06.03.2026 04:07 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I am doing my best here ok

06.03.2026 04:06 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Who up rawdogging they camel milk

06.03.2026 04:05 πŸ‘ 83 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 1

Morty bad πŸ˜”

06.03.2026 04:04 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

quick question what the fuck

06.03.2026 04:03 πŸ‘ 32 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

roses are red
violets are ethereal,

06.03.2026 04:02 πŸ‘ 103 πŸ” 12 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 3

i cannot stress enough that if you know anything about how kristi noem found out she was fired you must tell me

05.03.2026 21:04 πŸ‘ 3794 πŸ” 616 πŸ’¬ 89 πŸ“Œ 10

She gets better every time

06.03.2026 03:54 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Ope

06.03.2026 03:24 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It was good! Just a random assortment of things in my kirchen, very simple

06.03.2026 02:10 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Nice try

06.03.2026 02:09 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Don't let my salmon distract you from the Epstein files

06.03.2026 01:52 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Had some salmon I needed to use and was craving pasta bingo bongo

06.03.2026 01:51 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Can't wait to see what small mammal because huge down the road

06.03.2026 01:51 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Post leg day meal was some pasta in a sundried tomato pesto sauce and some pan cooked salmon on top if you even care

06.03.2026 01:50 πŸ‘ 104 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 14 πŸ“Œ 0