DITZ DYNASTY (patch です。)

When Your Homie Likes Hetslop #momojirou #todomomo #momoyaoyorozu #myheroacadamia #bokonoheroacademia

Ships in Gulf declare themselves Chinese to dodge attack

This “becoming Chinese” trend is getting out of hand

craftily cumming

the post under this one was literally exposed midriff. go get a scratcher ticket or something, idk. ride this wave of auspicious fortune

yayo + misogynoir = Joe Rogan

the store is outta eyepatches

actually more like conversational contact. like vision isn't enough. like phone sex counts as this in my opinion

eye contact or physical contact

im ngl "paypig" is a word that reeks of subtle classism and we should probably expunge it from our vocabularies.

Juggalo folks can and do enjoy doing stand-up and they’re still Juggalo because doing stand-up is inherently goofy

cumdersucked

anyone who calls themselves a "gynesexual" should be trapped and neutered

I vaguely remember Sam Delaney wishing everyone had access to gay cruising culture. In theory quite a fun idea but basically every attempt to remove it from its context ends badly. You need to defeat sexism on a society wide level before that’s really plausible at scale.

i suggest using wimbus. just switch to prumbr. you should try puwuwu. have you given biffen a look? i've been using enwumf and it doesn't have this problem. gleeb solves this. you won't have any of these issues with gleeb. gleeb is the way to go.

"God is in His Heaven, all is right with the World" is the weirdest insult and it feels lowkey revisionist tbh

CHOOGS (3-5-26)

Soldier looking at photo in helmet but photo is replaced with Chiitan’s profile picture

just a step? it's more like a dropkick

Wahlberging

trotsky got got in México, right?

Three Stanford Law Professors Used AI to Close "The Air Bud Loophole" - Here's What It Means For Iran

perhaps this website attracts 38 year olds because its no problem for us to post on a forum where all the mods are huge pieces of shit that everybody hates

Sen. Markwayne Mullin has died of taking a standardized third grade reading level test. He is expected to be replaced at the Department of Homeland Security by two stray dogs humping.

i saw a thing recently that was like, if you see the light on someone’s glasses that indicates they’re filming, show the camera a photo of the isis flag and the meta user will immediately be permabanned. no idea whether that’s accurate but it sure is funny

america has said NO to managed decline (so that we can embrace total freefall)

for sunning your balls but not your dick