sc hegseth: the only american casualties recorded in our strikes on iran were some democrats who were dying to make the president look bad
07.03.2026 03:33
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sc hegseth: the only american casualties recorded in our strikes on iran were some democrats who were dying to make the president look bad
Nintendo has better lawyers
just watched an old episode of the transformers where the deceptions take over the oil fields of a made up arab state called “carbombya”
I drew some trees I saw on a walk
republican presidents looking at the middle east: ok my turn
hillary is such a butter emails
haven’t gotten my head stuck in a plastic bag for a while. nature is healing
don’t worry, nothing bad can happen. it can only good happen
gorillas must think we’re creepy little goblins
hollywood is finished *posts a video of columbo fighting harambe*
a panel of experts agree that donald trump will be unable to interfere with the midterm elections because that would be unconstitutional
Imagining another timeline where social media didn’t suck and AI slop and corporate consolidation were replaced by a global ecosystem of indie DIY movies, TV, and music
John Fogarty is still playing Fortunate Son like you didn’t hear it the first time
experts say that trump won’t interfere with the elections because that would be illegal
really dodged a bullet with kamala huh
dogs are really into belly stuff
A reminder that fascist Mussolini invaded Abyssinia partly to divert from domestic economic troubles at home.
remember the Alamo has no basement
no relation
It’s funny, but Trump actually HAS the peace prize. Not the laureate, but the physical object.
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we all live inna
The Pentagon: we want killer robots and mass surveillance
AI Corp: uhhh… really? can we just-
The Pentagon: KILLER ROBOTS AND MASS SURVEILLANCE NOW OR YOU’RE BLACKLISTED
More like “bored of peace”
nobody wins a war
Assemble the board of peace so we can go to war in Iran
“stop pooping on my stump”
now spread a conspiracy theory about his face
Has anyone else noticed that gmail now has auto-activated it's new "I think you write badly, I will underline all of your terrible writing so I can give you suggestions that will make your emails completely soulless" feature and it appears impossible to turn off?
I already gave my response to the state of the union at the public restroom
this is how your email finds me