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Dumb Megan

@dmbmeg

K-hole fanatic/Nurse Anesthetist (views my own and do not represent my employer). Retired from arguing on the internet. Amy Dunne’s #1 fan. Living in hope for a better world and the Vikings winning the Super Bowl.

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Everyone with EVs right now

06.03.2026 20:37 👍 7 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

I think you have earned the ability to post however you please

06.03.2026 20:24 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Fair enough

06.03.2026 18:24 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

God I wish it were just an hour a week. Try living with him.

06.03.2026 17:59 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I have seen this movie before it means a whole lot of people are about to die

06.03.2026 17:45 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

👎

06.03.2026 17:36 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

More of a joke on “choosing the next successor” more than anything

06.03.2026 17:18 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Would be nice if we could do that to our own country.

06.03.2026 16:52 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

There is only one ruler of the Seven Kingdoms and it is not him

06.03.2026 16:45 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

He absolutely did not do that stop lying

06.03.2026 16:45 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

The moment our son tells me Stannis Baratheon the one true king I will know for sure I am outnumbered.

06.03.2026 16:16 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

My son is his own person but christ man I got two of these guys I gotta deal with now.

06.03.2026 16:10 👍 9 🔁 2 💬 2 📌 0
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When your buddy is in Iowa City and says hey look who we bumped into - Iowa Chop House, dining room of legend Gennings Dunker @HawkeyeFootball who is “a very large human”

06.03.2026 13:25 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

I don’t think “the guy too stupid to know he got a Nazi tattoo deserves to be in the US senate” is the argument they think it is.

06.03.2026 13:28 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Much like the board at Tottenham, an American administration of people who’ve never faced consequences for their actions leads to some insane misunderstandings about the world.

06.03.2026 12:54 👍 8 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

My username is 31 years old.

06.03.2026 03:03 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

(Please don’t follow me I actually do not enjoy going viral)

06.03.2026 02:53 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Follow me for good posts.

06.03.2026 02:51 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Just spent the last 5 minutes slow dancing with my 4 yo old to the theme Jurassic Park. I am a mom but still the same person.

06.03.2026 02:44 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Rearrange. Always.

06.03.2026 00:33 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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this is making me laugh so hard

05.03.2026 19:02 👍 1866 🔁 381 💬 87 📌 244

GasBuddy power users gotta be FEASTING right now

05.03.2026 21:54 👍 27 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

It’s just crazy we’re all blowing each other up for a bunch of dead dinosaurs essentially

05.03.2026 18:52 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Thank you! Won’t be my own kid probably but maybe someone else’s kid. 🤞

05.03.2026 18:26 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

It is ok to say nice things to each other on this app. You will not die.

05.03.2026 18:14 👍 7 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

your knowledge and expertise has been immeasurably helpful to me trying to navigate all this ❤️ whenever you need anesthesia, I got you.

05.03.2026 18:12 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This is literally it. They are mad that they are no longer the conversation starters anymore. Everyone wants the left’s attention deep down.

05.03.2026 17:24 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It’s true. I completely electrified my house and cars and solar panels so the shock to me is going to be food which I can absorb. Crazy what having just a little bit of forethought can do.

05.03.2026 17:22 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

is there any historical analogy you can give me for how fucked we are? Like 1970s energy crisis fucked or like 1929 fucked?

05.03.2026 17:20 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
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