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Dumb Megan

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K-hole fanatic/Nurse Anesthetist (views my own and do not represent my employer). Retired from arguing on the internet. Amy Dunne’s #1 fan. Living in hope for a better world and the Vikings winning the Super Bowl.

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They’re getting dunked on by the Europeans on Reddit

07.03.2026 03:44 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Nurse Dana proclaiming “that thing takes up a lot of space.” is the most charge nurse thing I have ever seen on tv. #ThePitt

07.03.2026 02:13 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Let’s all fucking pill our way through all this shit together. (complimentary)

07.03.2026 01:39 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

#ThePitt is by far the most accurate depiction of what it’s like to work and interact with people and patients in healthcare. It’s basically propaganda to help turn the public perception of us after COVID more positive.

It’s so funny the GOP is trying to ruin it too.

07.03.2026 01:26 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Not sure he reads my posts? Concerning.

07.03.2026 00:31 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

My husband just retconned me back my own post about the analog episode and attributed it to others online. This is the most offensive thing he has ever said to me.

07.03.2026 00:31 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Not as much as I would like 🙄

07.03.2026 00:29 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

We make so many pb&j’s here in this house that we now have a dedicated pb&j station in our kitchen.

07.03.2026 00:09 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I just ate a half of a giant bag of Skittles

06.03.2026 23:57 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This isn’t cute. I’m a chart expert and charts only do this when they’re in distress.

06.03.2026 23:54 👍 78 🔁 18 💬 0 📌 0

Everyone with EVs right now

06.03.2026 20:37 👍 7 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

I think you have earned the ability to post however you please

06.03.2026 20:24 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Fair enough

06.03.2026 18:24 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

God I wish it were just an hour a week. Try living with him.

06.03.2026 17:59 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I have seen this movie before it means a whole lot of people are about to die

06.03.2026 17:45 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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06.03.2026 17:36 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

More of a joke on “choosing the next successor” more than anything

06.03.2026 17:18 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Would be nice if we could do that to our own country.

06.03.2026 16:52 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

There is only one ruler of the Seven Kingdoms and it is not him

06.03.2026 16:45 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

He absolutely did not do that stop lying

06.03.2026 16:45 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

The moment our son tells me Stannis Baratheon the one true king I will know for sure I am outnumbered.

06.03.2026 16:16 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

My son is his own person but christ man I got two of these guys I gotta deal with now.

06.03.2026 16:10 👍 9 🔁 2 💬 2 📌 0
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When your buddy is in Iowa City and says hey look who we bumped into - Iowa Chop House, dining room of legend Gennings Dunker @HawkeyeFootball who is “a very large human”

06.03.2026 13:25 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

I don’t think “the guy too stupid to know he got a Nazi tattoo deserves to be in the US senate” is the argument they think it is.

06.03.2026 13:28 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Much like the board at Tottenham, an American administration of people who’ve never faced consequences for their actions leads to some insane misunderstandings about the world.

06.03.2026 12:54 👍 8 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

My username is 31 years old.

06.03.2026 03:03 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

(Please don’t follow me I actually do not enjoy going viral)

06.03.2026 02:53 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Follow me for good posts.

06.03.2026 02:51 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Just spent the last 5 minutes slow dancing with my 4 yo old to the theme Jurassic Park. I am a mom but still the same person.

06.03.2026 02:44 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Rearrange. Always.

06.03.2026 00:33 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0