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Voted the 43rd most famous employee at TechRadar. Words in magazines like PLAY, PC Gamer, EDGE, and SFX. NUJ member.

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okay it turns out you can actually unlock incredibly similar cosmetics through progress so i have no idea why you would ever buy any of this stuff lmao

06.03.2026 19:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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i would probably buy this if it wasn't ยฃ15 lmao

06.03.2026 15:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

yeahhhh - I don't think it totally undoes how good the first half is but the drop off is wild. The plot becomes total sludge very quickly too.

06.03.2026 13:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

aaa i should check it out, i didn't realise it had such a cute art style

06.03.2026 11:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Have they genuinely done this as a way to neg you into buying the premium pass as you're forced to constantly look at the locked rewards in it???

06.03.2026 11:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Why is there a cap on how much battle pass reward currency you can hold at one time in Marathon?

It seems determined to make me trudge back into the battle pass menu constantly to spend it so that I don't waste new gains - like who came up with this when every other game lets it pile up.

06.03.2026 11:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

what game is this??

05.03.2026 18:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a boy with a bandage on his arm is talking to another boy . ALT: a boy with a bandage on his arm is talking to another boy .

barber gave me the ex voto trim ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

05.03.2026 15:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

microdosing unemployment by taking random week days as PTO

05.03.2026 11:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 13 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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they're talking about me in the comments again

04.03.2026 14:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

more than two million players logging into a free to play game (costing a fortune in server infrastructure) only to stop playing two weeks later having spent no money in it is actually worse than having player counts in the low hundreds from day one btw

03.03.2026 22:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 11 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I read the entire IPSO ruling when it dropped and it's actually hysterical

03.03.2026 21:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I think we should comission this guy tbh I respect it

03.03.2026 21:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

ate a comical amount of beef carpaccio, AMA

03.03.2026 20:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I wasn't allowed to do the other option

03.03.2026 17:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The five Resident Requiem zombies I wish I could be friends with Who says you can't make some new buddies in a zombie apocalypse?

Note: Chunk is NOT included due to his problematic views.
www.techradar.com/gaming/shes-...

03.03.2026 14:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Important Resident Evil Requiem coverage live now.

03.03.2026 14:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 39 ๐Ÿ” 8 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

GTA 5 in-game ad

03.03.2026 14:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 15 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

waiter waiter, more "remember this" slop please!!

03.03.2026 10:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

we got fake Harvey before GTA 6

03.03.2026 10:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I managed to get seven by the end of the Chronic Care Centre and then went on an absolute rampage

02.03.2026 14:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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world's most goated mario kart arcade gp player

28.02.2026 19:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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never letting my gf buy me clothes again bruh

28.02.2026 17:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 9 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

rave reviews on Instagram reels also

28.02.2026 15:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 12 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

ultimately the most important part of any conflict is what I think about it

28.02.2026 11:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

they added Gooigi

27.02.2026 19:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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27.02.2026 19:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

feeling normal about this

27.02.2026 19:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

But when I say it you block my number

27.02.2026 18:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

rave reviews

27.02.2026 15:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 15 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1