How I imagine Team Spaceballs are training for our upcoming Ottobar Show…
09.03.2026 22:46
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How I imagine Team Spaceballs are training for our upcoming Ottobar Show…
Looks like the end result of a "Every million Willis makes, I'll photoshop his helmet larger" post.
Me, picking up a newspaper today.
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THREAD: I got laid off from NYMag/Vulture after 14 years. The family lost 75% of income + medical. Now mzs.press bookstore, once a side project. is do-or-die for Judith & I. I feel weird telling you this because others are doing much worse. But if you could like or share this, we'd be so grateful!
there's so much bad in the world but there's also people who lift up and carry an elderly bat around every day so he can pretend he's flying again, and that's the part of the world I think is worth fighting for
Well, gas is expensive, and food is expensive, and we’re doing a war nobody wants, but at least there are no jobs
The dumbest people, folks.
The absolute dumbest.
Most of the footage of the famous 2000 "Super Mario 128" tech demo was recorded with handheld cameras by the audience, with the presenter drowning out the game sound. Only 10 seconds of direct feed footage exist, which reveal that the sound was a cacophony of Marios screaming.
FYI, if you'd like to support your favs today...
I'm not sure what's happened with me as I've settled into old age, but...
- I'm really into baseball, even watching the World Baseball Classic
- I'm getting back into Hockey
- I'm still watching EPL (Newcastle all the way)
- I'm excited to give F1 a try this weekend
...I HATED sports.
Presenting the #Oscars illustration of the 98th The Academy Awards Best Picture Nominees 2026! And for the first time ever, I feature in one of the illustrations as a bonus extra (quite literally in the film).
#Oscars2026
Sometimes you need a little escapism. And sometimes you just want to watch a great dumb fun movie over and over, and that's totally OK mbh4h.substack.com/p/bullet-tra...
If I were dumb, I'd put money into Polymarket for my guess.
It's going to be something like, "We're getting the gang back together to talk to you....about voting!"
With F1 The Movie inspiring me to look further into it, and Season 8 of Drive to Survive "simulcasting" on Apple TV, I'll be watching my first F1 race this weekend!
...Apple really did a number on me here, I admit.
The Death of the Xbox is greatly exaggerated. Well, provided this next system releases.
Sorry I'm not more open-minded about LLMs, it's just some fucking maniacs shoveled out a bunch of useless bloatware featuring that technology, did not give me any chance to opt out, reorganized the entire economy around it, zeroed out gains made by green energy, and made it impossible to buy RAM
If you are in line to post a Kristi Noem getting fired joke - STAY IN LINE.
"Special Envoy for the Shield of the Americas" is such a funny first draft made up way to tell Noem to fuck herself. It's the type of job title that makes it clear this person is not important and does not matter. He might as well send her to Siberia and block her number.
"Special Envoy for The Shield of the Americas" is the closest we'll ever get to that scene in The Naked Gun reboot where Liam Neeson looks around the room and comes up with the fake name "Cherry Roosevelt Fat Bozo Chowing Spaghetti"
This could be the first INSIDE OUT media to NOT make me cry. variety.com/2026/tv/news...
Remember this the next time that Video Games Cause Violence is a political talking point.
Jonathan Hickman’s Gonna Write Another Spider-Man Book!
Marvel.com: This summer, three of Marvel’s most iconic stars barrel towards a brutal confrontation in SPIDER-MAN: LONG WAY HOME. Crafted by superstar comic creators Jonathan Hickman and Adam Kubert, the five-issue limited comic series puts…
Here's the thing: I would tax 900 billionaires to hell and back for literally no personal benefit. We could set that money on fire for all I care.
Scott Pilgrim Ex Original Soundtrack 2xLP Vinyl (Anamanaguchi) up for preorder on Amazon ($36.98) amzn.to/4l8G77Z
CD $19.98 amzn.to/47eJrc3 #ad
Polyvinyl buff.ly/gSTkYeA
Bandcamp buff.ly/nFYWmJx
Apple is gonna sell a shit ton of these. blast-o-rama.com/2026/03/04/a...
