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Electric nerd and dark humorist working in #scifi, #fantasy, #villainpunk, and more. πŸ“– Living in my own head and loving it. The original Stoned Tarot reader. πŸ˜Άβ€πŸŒ«οΈ he/theyπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ Partnered with @BreeDiamonds@bsky.social DanielAegan.com πŸŒˆπŸ“šπŸͺπŸ“šπŸ’™

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I prefer the Bisexual or Hormuz.

07.03.2026 18:25 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Bianca Nieve, only daughter and heiress to the Nieve fortune, finds herself on the wrong side of the law.

Taja SoliΓ±o, a hardware tech barely scraping by, finds herself helping a member of the family known for oppressing the city for their own gain.

Together, they might just be able to free themselves and the city of New Velles.

CyberSnow by A.E. Bross coming March 31, 2026.

Preorder Now!

Bianca Nieve, only daughter and heiress to the Nieve fortune, finds herself on the wrong side of the law. Taja SoliΓ±o, a hardware tech barely scraping by, finds herself helping a member of the family known for oppressing the city for their own gain. Together, they might just be able to free themselves and the city of New Velles. CyberSnow by A.E. Bross coming March 31, 2026. Preorder Now!

Coming March 31, 2026!

πŸ‘₯ dual pov
πŸ‘©πŸ» autistic woman mc
πŸ‘©πŸ½ trans woman mc
🀜 anticapitalist
πŸ‘ making good trouble
😈 gremlin energy
🍎 Snow White vibes
🩷 ace, no-heat romance
πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ everybody's queer

Universal Book Link: books2read.com/CyberSnow
Itch(.)io Preorder: aebrossbooks.itch.io/cybersnow
πŸ“’πŸ“š πŸ’™πŸ“š

07.03.2026 14:42 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Victim: β€œHelp me!”

Bystander: β€œHe’s killing her!”

Ghostface: *clears throat, points at β€˜they/them’ pin on victim’s lapel.

Bystander: β€œHe’s killing them!”

Victim (whispers to victim as she’s being stabbed): β€œThank you.”

07.03.2026 12:45 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

That’s what I was thinking too. There is a way to do a pronoun gag where it’s not setup like a shitty twitter meme. They just didn’t want to take the time to flesh it out and said, β€œWhatever pisses people off.”

07.03.2026 12:43 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
4 panel comic

Panel 1:
A Pink Guy and an Orange Guy are sitting in the cinema. Pink Guy is munching popcorn and Orange Guy is slurping fizzy pop.
Pink Guy points up at screen and says β€œis that guy cool?”

Panel 2:
Orange Guy pauses drinking and replies β€œhe just blew up a school full of kids”

Panel 3:
Pink Guy says β€œNo, I knowβ€œ

Panel 4:
We see the anti-hero on screen. He is wearing a purple t-shirt and a baseball cap facing backwards.

Pink Guy continues, β€œbut his cap is so BACKWARDS”

4 panel comic Panel 1: A Pink Guy and an Orange Guy are sitting in the cinema. Pink Guy is munching popcorn and Orange Guy is slurping fizzy pop. Pink Guy points up at screen and says β€œis that guy cool?” Panel 2: Orange Guy pauses drinking and replies β€œhe just blew up a school full of kids” Panel 3: Pink Guy says β€œNo, I knowβ€œ Panel 4: We see the anti-hero on screen. He is wearing a purple t-shirt and a baseball cap facing backwards. Pink Guy continues, β€œbut his cap is so BACKWARDS”

media literacy 2026

07.03.2026 12:19 πŸ‘ 2007 πŸ” 368 πŸ’¬ 26 πŸ“Œ 15

Introduced @brynnroseaegan.bsky.social to it.

07.03.2026 02:08 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Sweet!

07.03.2026 01:57 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Is β€œgetting high and watching Abbot Elementary” considered mischief? If so, then yes.

07.03.2026 01:54 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The King of Kong

06.03.2026 23:34 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Duckman: The Complete Series

Duckman: The Complete Series

06.03.2026 23:29 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Ooof. Best of luck wherever you are. Be safe! πŸ«‚

06.03.2026 21:11 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Avengers: The Last White Event

Avengers: The Last White Event

Is this comic about my mom’s birthday party?

06.03.2026 20:54 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Hey, that’s me!

06.03.2026 20:48 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Didn’t you sing for Smashmouth?

06.03.2026 20:48 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

This was 100% created for stoners and I want a box immediately.

06.03.2026 19:51 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A poster: 

"SOME PEOPLE WANT
IT TO HAPPEN, 
SOME WISH IT WOULD HAPPEN,
OTHERS MAKE IT HAPPEN.”

- MICHAEL JORDAN

A poster: "SOME PEOPLE WANT IT TO HAPPEN, SOME WISH IT WOULD HAPPEN, OTHERS MAKE IT HAPPEN.” - MICHAEL JORDAN

25.01.2026 01:08 πŸ‘ 187 πŸ” 46 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 16
Digital illustration based on a photo of Eleanor and Karla GutΓΆhrlein who danced and performed as The Sisters G in the early 20th century. They are on either side of the frame doing a symmetrical sort of presentational jazz hands move toward the center. They are wearing the same outfit of a teal green hat and jacket with dark piping and buttons, only the briefest of briefs below to display maximum leg, and matching heels. Between them is some bold, glittery green art deco type surrounded by curly filigree in front of a dark background lit up with light rays and sparkles. The toe reads β€˜Maybe it will happen today’.

Digital illustration based on a photo of Eleanor and Karla GutΓΆhrlein who danced and performed as The Sisters G in the early 20th century. They are on either side of the frame doing a symmetrical sort of presentational jazz hands move toward the center. They are wearing the same outfit of a teal green hat and jacket with dark piping and buttons, only the briefest of briefs below to display maximum leg, and matching heels. Between them is some bold, glittery green art deco type surrounded by curly filigree in front of a dark background lit up with light rays and sparkles. The toe reads β€˜Maybe it will happen today’.

23.01.2026 14:16 πŸ‘ 161 πŸ” 27 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 2

Image, among other things, provided by @brynnroseaegan.bsky.social

06.03.2026 19:44 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Bathroom wall graffiti with trans flag color lighting: 

β€œSuck a girl’s dick and take her to get Taco Bell.”

Bathroom wall graffiti with trans flag color lighting: β€œSuck a girl’s dick and take her to get Taco Bell.”

Gross! Taco Bell?!

06.03.2026 19:43 πŸ‘ 15 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 1

For five bucks a pop I’ll make you a graphic you can use for your Redbubble store.

06.03.2026 19:12 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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hey look a fun history lesson!

06.03.2026 04:53 πŸ‘ 14590 πŸ” 4966 πŸ’¬ 119 πŸ“Œ 66

I’m dedicating my next book to Sprite.

06.03.2026 15:27 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Vers top?

06.03.2026 14:04 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

About to eat some brains.

06.03.2026 13:00 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Marvel ripped off one of my books. Who can I speak to about revenge?

06.03.2026 12:44 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

No.

05.03.2026 18:59 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
a cartoon of spider-man hugging a man with the words go to the shame corner Alt: a cartoon of spider-man hugging a man with the words go to the shame corner
05.03.2026 18:58 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

See, this is why she keeps getting grounded.

05.03.2026 18:50 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

If you do, make sure you her a penicillin shot!

05.03.2026 18:43 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If anyone’s blood is gonna be spilled…

05.03.2026 18:15 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0