Safe Haven
A cosmic horror sitcom by Daniel Aegan
Available wherever fine books are sold
Image shows a suburban street at night with a TV set in the road. The image on the screen is two bloody hands pawing at it from the inside. A copy of the Safe Haven book with the woman and her umbrella is off to the left.
Three friends are trapped in their favorite 80s sitcoms, but it’s not all laugh tracks and dramatic speeches. The bodies are piling up, there’s no way out, and any wrong move may cause the end of the world. For Shannon, Mark, and Jerry, there is no “to be continued”.
Safe Haven drops on 3/31
10.03.2026 18:46
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*projected release 2029
13.03.2026 19:23
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The Linden Street Gaunlet
A Suburban Villainpunk Tale
By
Daniel Aegan
I hit 100k words in my first draft of The Linden Street Gauntlet! Please clap.
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13.03.2026 19:22
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Imagine being so privileged you only had to beware of one day in March. Smh.
13.03.2026 18:41
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Ooooooh. I’m pretty tone deaf and disorderly, so not I.
13.03.2026 18:39
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I mean, I get it, especially if he’s using his Indiana Jones whipping technique.
13.03.2026 18:29
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I don’t know what that is. A card game?
13.03.2026 18:27
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Retrograde Haze
Mercury can be a bitch
Seven cards with Mercury cards in front of the planet of the same name.
Only available during Mercury Retrograde
Stoned Tarot $20
That’s right, it’s Mercury Retrograde…again. If you need some help getting through the mire, I have some space to do a couple of Stoned Tarot Retrograde Haze readings. Hit me up if you’re interested in booking.
#Tarot #TarotReading #StonerLife #MercuryRetrograde #AMTarot
03.03.2026 14:15
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*reminder*
13.03.2026 13:08
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Every day Disney doesn’t drop the new Spider-Man trailer, an angel gets its dick bitten off by a rabid coyote.
11.03.2026 14:39
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J Jonah Jameson: “Spider-Man is a menacing miscreant! I want him smeared on every page of this paper!”
Bugle staff: *shares poignant looks”
JJJ: “What?!”
Robbie Robertson: “Jonah, people are saying that you’re only going after Spider-Man as a distraction because you’re in the Epstein Files...”
04.03.2026 13:53
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Now it’s stuck in my head. 😅
13.03.2026 11:30
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Goldfinger!
13.03.2026 11:29
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It’s a great song!
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The Fonz from Happy Days jumping over The United Arab Emirates and Oman on water skis to avoid the Strait of Hormuz
Is this a solution?
12.03.2026 21:33
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Stoned Dan enjoys a nice spoonful every now and then.
13.03.2026 11:17
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I wish they continued the Secret Warriors longer.
13.03.2026 01:42
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None of them care about any people.
13.03.2026 01:08
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Nice. I was afraid it took me so long to do it that I’d be too late!
12.03.2026 21:39
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bsky.app/profile/dani...
12.03.2026 21:38
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I have a headache from holding it in until I got home from work.
12.03.2026 21:35
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I had this in my head all friggin day!
12.03.2026 21:34
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The Fonz from Happy Days jumping over The United Arab Emirates and Oman on water skis to avoid the Strait of Hormuz
Is this a solution?
12.03.2026 21:33
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What does Spidey do with his dick so it’s not visible through that tight costume?
12.03.2026 19:27
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It’s recording day for @90sneverhappened.bsky.social !!! Do you have questions? Ask away!! #90sComicpod ##comics #comicbook #comicpodcasts
12.03.2026 19:26
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Jesus wants you to be a woman. He told me so.
12.03.2026 18:31
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Why the hell are you still on TikTok?
12.03.2026 18:29
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Ummmm why is my feed showing me this?!?! Wtf.
12.03.2026 18:06
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Holy shit.
12.03.2026 18:29
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Why is it so much fun to fart in the break room? It’s the acoustics!
12.03.2026 18:05
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