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@dbsmasher.com

All sorts of SRE things. Breaker of all things. Source of the #botrosd hashtag. Professional finder of problems. Author of High Performance MySQL 4th edition

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Can confirm, every Signal chat in town either said nothing or made one snide comment and then immediately got back to work

05.03.2026 23:58 πŸ‘ 1091 πŸ” 277 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 1

Ronnie if one of us needs to door dash you lunch we’ll do it

05.03.2026 03:25 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

There is not enough being said at this point about the Nazis deciding they ate enough of the GOP and are now working to infiltrate the Dem party. This is starting to feel like a trend (also see platner)

04.03.2026 20:28 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

About 60% of the so-called masculinity crisis is men being treated just a little bit more like women and they cannot deal. The other forty percent is climate anxiety and learned helplessness.

04.03.2026 20:25 πŸ‘ 204 πŸ” 20 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 2

One of the things I find intensely exhausting about aspects of our industry is if you get into a certain type of thing it eats your entire brain.

03.03.2026 05:09 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Reminder that we’re still locking up kids in concentration camps while distracting everyone with the war we started halfway across the planet

03.03.2026 03:48 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

An underrated gem

03.03.2026 03:35 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That performance is electric.

03.03.2026 02:38 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

What are you doing about it?

03.03.2026 01:16 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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We don’t call them the First Ladies of Rap for nothing, congratulations @Salt-N-Pepa Official on your β€˜Hall Of Fame’ award. #NAACPImageAward TikTok video by BET Networks

www.tiktok.com/t/ZThW8XN2f/

02.03.2026 05:23 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Here is an important question. Has Dissect done a breakdown of the bad bunny Super Bowl show?

02.03.2026 04:45 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Money cannot buy taste. I swear.

02.03.2026 03:45 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'd be more inclined to believe that Graham Platner is merely a dumbass if he was making different kinds of "mistakes" instead of one very specific type of "mistake" over and over

01.03.2026 20:47 πŸ‘ 5648 πŸ” 1093 πŸ’¬ 93 πŸ“Œ 52

I’m old enough and have lived here long ago enough to have watched that happen in 2002

02.03.2026 01:04 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a black and white cartoon of a man holding a sign that says ' sickos ' . Alt: a black and white cartoon of a man holding a sign that says ' sickos ' .
01.03.2026 21:55 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Sam. What did you do to her phone. Asking for a me πŸ˜‚

01.03.2026 20:00 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

That is indeed super awesome. So glad recovery is going well πŸ’•

01.03.2026 19:59 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

People are out here defending bombing a girls elementary school? Yall have lost your minds

01.03.2026 19:57 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

No the dish.

01.03.2026 03:01 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

My oldest has been asking for that too.

01.03.2026 01:08 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

At this point, Fetterman was an inside job right?

01.03.2026 00:55 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

US media has defunded and fired almost all foreign correspondents and that’s a big part of why they are just stenographers for the administration

I’m watching middle eastern coverage instead. With reporters on the ground all over the region

28.02.2026 23:52 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Iranians Who Seized U.S. Embassy Release 4 Women and 6 Black Men (Published 1979)

In 1979 when Iranian students seized the US embassy they eventually let go all of the Black people working there because they understood that the US would only care about white Americans. Iran understands our society far better than we understand theirs or our own.

28.02.2026 23:21 πŸ‘ 341 πŸ” 105 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 13

Do we have a Constitution anymore, or is it just optional? Because if it’s the second thing it opens up a lot of options about what to do with these guys

28.02.2026 15:05 πŸ‘ 2180 πŸ” 379 πŸ’¬ 66 πŸ“Œ 25

May everyone involved burn in hell

28.02.2026 11:43 πŸ‘ 622 πŸ” 158 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 1

Not that I’m a huge fan of hers but of course.

β€œWomen have to apologize for bad men behavior. β€œ the Barbie movie

28.02.2026 01:22 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
27.02.2026 09:03 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

People have lost their minds Kelsey

27.02.2026 01:26 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Pretty clear the β€˜leaders’ at block are very high on some special drugs.

If you have any need for someone who understands UX and interfaces you should be talking to Katie

27.02.2026 01:03 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Ohno. I’m so sorry Katie πŸ™

26.02.2026 22:51 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0